Ever heard of the 11 types of hoes? Which one are you >?

11 types of HO’s! Ladies..Is this true?


11. “The Undercover Ho” - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.





10. “The Church Ho” - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.





9. “High Class Ho” - (also known as the “Glamour Ho”) - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she’s got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.





8. “Old Ho”


- The OLE Ho used to be tight “in her day,” and thinks she still looks


good for her age.” She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions,


thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find


her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any


song, with any man, of any age.





7. “Nasty Ho” - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a “tight” body and be found working in a strip club.





6. “Sneaky Ho” - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone’s home or with anyone’s man. Money and other personal items “turn up missing” not long after she’s gone. She is always “dipped” and can never remember where she’s purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.





5. “Bourgeois Ho” - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women areperfect, however these Ho’s have multiple partners and sleep with married men like “Undercover Ho,” perpetrate on Sunday like “Church Ho,” get played by men


just like “Stupid Ho,” obsessed with name brands and status like “High Class


Ho,” and best of all…Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other Ho’s.





4. “Project Ho” - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing “babies daddies.” She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.





3. “Stupid Ho” - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complain s about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.





2. “Crazy Ho” - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho’s) jobs, and


appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.





And Finally!!





1. “The Stank Ho” - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. the Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, ad she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and


stripper shoes. She has a permanent “unwashed” look about her that cannot


be removed with any amount of water or soap.

Ever heard of the 11 types of hoes? Which one are you %26gt;?
If I was a ho, I would be a cross between undercover, church and crazy.
Reply:You are living in a whore-ribble world in a whore-ribble culture.





Indiscriminant sexual behavior puts you in the category of an animal. Like a dog, a monkey, or a hog. Even many animals disciminate more than this. Doves for example mate for life.





What makes you different than an animal, essentially? When you behave like this then you are disqualifying yourself as a human and you will degrade yourself in your next life.





No one can have self-respect or be respected by others with this type of lifestyle. You can't even have happiness. It means sex has become an addiction and has taken control over your life.





Unfortunately women are being encouraged and rewarded for this type of behavior. There are better alternative human ways of relating with men and satisfying your sexual and ecnomic demands.





When I asked "Is a woman without a husband lost like an army without a commander?" the answer to what defines lost has now been provided by you in this 11 point analysis of "Lost Women".





This is lost.
Reply:I guess I would probably be an undercover ho if i slept around... but stank ho has the best name... :)
Reply:hunnie u are a hoe hoe hoe like santa clause said
Reply:i'm guessing you are the crazy ho!
Reply:wow im no angel but i defiently couldn't say im any of these hoes.but i defiently know a few girls that could be some of these.
Reply:LOL....i didnt know there were so many hoes out there!!LOL...LOL...LOL
Reply:LMAO. This is funny stuff. If I had to pick one, I guess I'll go with the crazy ho.lol.
Reply:u know, reading this list i could give you the names of eleven girls who fit each category. lol. I am not a ho, I am happy with my man, but if I were I'd baltantly be undercover! lolol
Reply:Happy to say Im not a "Ho". But that was the funniest thing Ive read all night, ROTFL.
Reply:Didn't see me in there anywhere...guess I'm my own type of "ho"..lol!
Reply:none of the above. what kind are you?????
Reply:i have to admit it im the Bourgeois Ho. im not ashamed lol
Reply:How pathetic to hear a female use the term hoe to describe herself. You really need to find something to do with your time, perhaps some education and self preservation would be helpful. Your mother should be so proud. God bless****
Reply:If I were a ho, I would probably be the Bourgeois Ho. Unfortunately, I'm not a ho. Oh, well.



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