Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What's your zodiac sign? (Is this true about you)?
taurus in the house. lol
i guess it ..kinda sounds like me
(im not only saying that cuz taurus sounds bad there)
but.. it's partly true.. the other half is like "wat? o.O`"
Reply:OMG this was so true for me (taurus) and I know a little bit about astrology and I found it SOO true. ALL OF IT! HILARIOUS. Report It
Reply:Please tell me where you found this! Report It
Reply:I am a Cancer and that didn't really sound like me. A few parts, but not really.
Reply:not all of it, i am always changing my mind, im on meds, but im not a partier, im quiet, im a good driver
Gemini
Reply:I think you have a Bundle o' Problems. :)
Reply:capricorn and very true on some things
Reply:I'm a libra, and it is semi-accurate (not completely, though).
Reply:yes i am saggi and some of it is true...very true infact
Reply:cancer
Reply:Sag, and that's 100% correct.
Reply:Im Virgo, and im the opposite lol!! I was born on the cusp of Libra though, so i'll read that one and come back . .
Uh, no. not true either lol!!
Reply:thanks so im a sagi born into the wrong gender. i think i shall throw expensive food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but maby u have a point. my avatar is male and i am female
Reply:Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
nope i dont see anything similar except i am very stylish... lol jk
Reply:I am a Scorpia and yes it is true.
Reply:The Taurus one doesn't sound like me at all, sorry.
Reply:im Libran... and no.. im not that kind of person as mentioned.. lol
Reply:i'm virgo..yup
Reply:Some was true! Some definitely was not!
Reply:Gemini, no that dosent describe me.
Reply:am a Leo !!!
think i am gonna go kill myself now
all the best
Ian :)
Reply:pisces..so true!! especially:
You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like.
You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address.
many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your ***
Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck.
Reply:I'm a taurean.
i'm completely open n honest. i've grown t b somewhat comfortable wit myself, i'm a nature girl, i'm very passive cuz i'm skinny n couldn't win if i tried t fight, i second guess my inner beauty as i think i'm imperfect n somewhat insufficient, but with almost every person i meet, i am reassured i'm a beautiful spirit, so no, it's not true, i don't think my zodiac sign defines me, but socialization does.
Reply:Taurus
Some true some not.. I'm a mix of all i guess
Reply:scorpio. no not at all
Reply:OMGAWDDDDD !!!!!!!! that was hilarious... (Scorpio) here
I really do eat coffee out of the bag with a spoon, no kidding.. I don't swear (alot), or hack, or play lottery. I have a high sex drive, and don't ever tell me that Star Trek isn't real , or Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, or all those movies I love..
and yes, I am waiting to be abducted by aliens.. but they don't find me much of a challenge..or interesting.
I don't smoke...
Reply:leo
i do do the things about tlkin like buttin in to convos n i thought bout lockin my bf up in the bathroom cupboard but i wus extremly shocked because all the things about leos being physco, crazy, and self-absorbed are far from the truth! its crazy to post such rude things n u should b ashamed of urself. this was the rudest thing ive read on this website.
i agree w/ erin this is mean!
that necrophillia (learn to spell) thing was extremly disgusting! n how would u possibly kno (u or the stupid person u got this from) those kind of statistics! ur insane n u probably have tons o problems!
o n also i may b loud buh i dont have a cleft upper lip, slimmy nose, n i sure as HECK dont crap under trees...
Reply:libra. all true.
Reply:i am an aries and im stubborn as hell... so that much is right.. my best friend is a scorpio and we get on great so that bit is wrpng.,.
Reply:I am an Aquarius... Most of what u said was true... dude, man that was some real $hit...
Reply:I'm a Pisces. Only a couple things could be true if you tried to compare to a rare event in my life. But mostly, not even close.
But, a friend of mine who is very into astrology says I am very unlike a Pisces and was probably meant to be something else.
Reply:picsec or summin like that
Reply:Wow, reading this I wish I wasn't a Saggitarian. All the things about being a Saggitarian were negative! THUNDERPOOPER? Although that might be true. :0 I am not a true adventurer!
brest cancer
Saturday, July 25, 2009
I have 3 Job interviews tommorow what do you think would be more appropiate...?
1st interview is with 2 men at an IT company to basically run there office for them and get them organised...
2nd interview is with a lady n this company is more laid back and wears casual to the office jo is pretty basic more like office junior but getting paid heaps more....
3rd company is a major project consultancy firm in london dealing with transport issues etc etc...lady interviewer being hr manager n my job being to manage the office....
So shud it be the my very best Black Pinstripe skirt suit with plain white shirt n high heels or low heels....
Or a dress suit black with low heels
Or a trouser suit in either Black, Dark Brown or Green...
Or shud i ust go in a black shirt n trousers with a cardigan n nice shoes...
God knows...
Help...lol
I'm getting back to work after 3 n half years out looking after my son, i havent a clue wat is the norm anymore...
I have 3 Job interviews tommorow what do you think would be more appropiate...?
Wear your black pinstripe skirt and a blouse. It's completely classic. I have red hair too and the color black will look amazing against your hair. I think If you went with a dress suit or trouser suit you'd look too over dressed. Wear the skirt and blouse it's classic and beautiful. Good Luck.
Reply:Initial interview should always be black suit and heels. High heels is fine. Your very best pinstripe can go either for the initial interview or the call back. Either is fine. Hope it works out.
Reply:personally, i would wear the black trouser suit, but any of the colors u named would be nice. also, not trying to sound mean, but i would veer away from the pencil skirt, they are very cute, but u want to make sure u come off as professional in all angles. and wearing a skirt with pointy high heels, would only put sex on there minds.
Reply:I wold definitely go with dressy to all of those.
Probably the first option.
And wear high heels with it.
Reply:the black dress suit with the low heels. its not too fancy and the low heels give it that casual look. sounds like your pretty busy with all the interviews latley.
well good luck with everything!!
Reply:I like the black skirt suit idea, with heels. Even if you are overdressed for day-to-day wear in the office, it's still permissible for an interview, and you would much rather be overdressed than underdressed. Additionally, since you have three interviews, this outfit is very versatile, and you'll be just fine in each.
Reply:You should always wear a suit to an initial interview.
By the way, some of your spelling is horrific. I understand some of it is on purpose for shortening sentences, but you have a ton of mistakes.
Reply:Okay here we go...
I wouldn't wear the skirt right now, only because it is winter. Plus I think if you are wearing nice dress pants you will make a better impression.
Lean towards black or navy blue pants. Only wear heels if you are on the shorter side- and make sure they are closed toe.
Your shirt can be just about any color. I would go with a solid color rather than a print- and just wear a color that looks good on you...(brings out your eyes or something)
Be sure your nails are manicured-it says alot about you. Don't wear too much jewelry, and stay away from shimmery makeup. Matte colors are usually your answer. Wear enough to look professional but not too much.
Good luck!
Reply:Better to be overdressed than underdressed. Black trouser suit with low heels. Also, if I were the first company, I would not hire you to run the office becasue you have a problem with the correct use of there/their and can't spell organized. Good luck.
Reply:Trouser suit in mix of grey and black, 3/4 heels and hair nicely done, but restrained back ought to be a nice compromise for all three interviews you have. Since you ride 'herd' on a three year old, then that first job interview ought of be right up your alley plus, your going to be on the 'ground floor' with a new company and as it does well, you should move up with it, the third one is also a good bet for you. Good luck to you in restarting your career.
Reply:Wear something very low key and very professional. A black suit, black jacket, black slacks, and maybe a light colored button up underneath. Do not wear anything too trendy, do not show cleavage, and do not wear loud jewelry. It is a professional setting and the people interviewing you are going to look for how professional you are. It is also a very formal setting, be very clean and low key. You want them paying attention to YOU and not your clothes.
I took a class that focused on interviewing and job searching, we got this whole packet about what to wear and even spent a day on it, I wish I had it on PDF, it was helpful.
Reply:pencil skirt (black) that goes down to your knees some sexy black pointy pumps.....and then a nice busniess top
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2nd interview is with a lady n this company is more laid back and wears casual to the office jo is pretty basic more like office junior but getting paid heaps more....
3rd company is a major project consultancy firm in london dealing with transport issues etc etc...lady interviewer being hr manager n my job being to manage the office....
So shud it be the my very best Black Pinstripe skirt suit with plain white shirt n high heels or low heels....
Or a dress suit black with low heels
Or a trouser suit in either Black, Dark Brown or Green...
Or shud i ust go in a black shirt n trousers with a cardigan n nice shoes...
God knows...
Help...lol
I'm getting back to work after 3 n half years out looking after my son, i havent a clue wat is the norm anymore...
I have 3 Job interviews tommorow what do you think would be more appropiate...?
Wear your black pinstripe skirt and a blouse. It's completely classic. I have red hair too and the color black will look amazing against your hair. I think If you went with a dress suit or trouser suit you'd look too over dressed. Wear the skirt and blouse it's classic and beautiful. Good Luck.
Reply:Initial interview should always be black suit and heels. High heels is fine. Your very best pinstripe can go either for the initial interview or the call back. Either is fine. Hope it works out.
Reply:personally, i would wear the black trouser suit, but any of the colors u named would be nice. also, not trying to sound mean, but i would veer away from the pencil skirt, they are very cute, but u want to make sure u come off as professional in all angles. and wearing a skirt with pointy high heels, would only put sex on there minds.
Reply:I wold definitely go with dressy to all of those.
Probably the first option.
And wear high heels with it.
Reply:the black dress suit with the low heels. its not too fancy and the low heels give it that casual look. sounds like your pretty busy with all the interviews latley.
well good luck with everything!!
Reply:I like the black skirt suit idea, with heels. Even if you are overdressed for day-to-day wear in the office, it's still permissible for an interview, and you would much rather be overdressed than underdressed. Additionally, since you have three interviews, this outfit is very versatile, and you'll be just fine in each.
Reply:You should always wear a suit to an initial interview.
By the way, some of your spelling is horrific. I understand some of it is on purpose for shortening sentences, but you have a ton of mistakes.
Reply:Okay here we go...
I wouldn't wear the skirt right now, only because it is winter. Plus I think if you are wearing nice dress pants you will make a better impression.
Lean towards black or navy blue pants. Only wear heels if you are on the shorter side- and make sure they are closed toe.
Your shirt can be just about any color. I would go with a solid color rather than a print- and just wear a color that looks good on you...(brings out your eyes or something)
Be sure your nails are manicured-it says alot about you. Don't wear too much jewelry, and stay away from shimmery makeup. Matte colors are usually your answer. Wear enough to look professional but not too much.
Good luck!
Reply:Better to be overdressed than underdressed. Black trouser suit with low heels. Also, if I were the first company, I would not hire you to run the office becasue you have a problem with the correct use of there/their and can't spell organized. Good luck.
Reply:Trouser suit in mix of grey and black, 3/4 heels and hair nicely done, but restrained back ought to be a nice compromise for all three interviews you have. Since you ride 'herd' on a three year old, then that first job interview ought of be right up your alley plus, your going to be on the 'ground floor' with a new company and as it does well, you should move up with it, the third one is also a good bet for you. Good luck to you in restarting your career.
Reply:Wear something very low key and very professional. A black suit, black jacket, black slacks, and maybe a light colored button up underneath. Do not wear anything too trendy, do not show cleavage, and do not wear loud jewelry. It is a professional setting and the people interviewing you are going to look for how professional you are. It is also a very formal setting, be very clean and low key. You want them paying attention to YOU and not your clothes.
I took a class that focused on interviewing and job searching, we got this whole packet about what to wear and even spent a day on it, I wish I had it on PDF, it was helpful.
Reply:pencil skirt (black) that goes down to your knees some sexy black pointy pumps.....and then a nice busniess top
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Birthday game.complete da sentence by the month and date of birth along wid ur shrt colour?
Pick the month you were born in:
January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday game.complete da sentence by the month and date of birth along wid ur shrt colour?
*OMG , omg !!!! u sure deserve 4 * for this one !!!!! LMao !!! Truly a good %26amp; interesting one ,... after a long time !!! Thanx for it !
Now, I danced with a stuffed animal ,,,,,, because i was high !!!!
0ct 20, white printed !
Reply:Try speaking da english wit ur da mouth!!
Reply:I hit a mad cow because that's the way I am. (December 3, gray)
LOL! I didn't know I was insane!!!
Reply:April - i ran with
29 - a post man
red - because i was in mental hospital
Reply:I gave my shoes to a football player because i hate myself!
Why in the world should i hate myself?
Reply:I fell in love with a baseball bat because I enjoy it.
May 24 Orange
Reply:i hit a mad cow because i cant control myself or because thats just the way i am (i am wearing a blue shirt and a gray sweat shirt)
Reply:I ate a goat because I am a half dead....
Reply:I kissed a fat lady because I was in a mental hospital. Oh you are soooooo funny. LMAO
Reply:I fell in love with a cannibal becoz i enjoy it.
May 23 orange
Reply:i ate a baseball hat because i was drunk
Reply:I kissed a baseball bat bcoz I cant control myself
nov 24 blue
Reply:I ate a monkey because I was in a mental hospital.
Reply:i sang a duvet with my physiologist because i am half dead
Reply:I kissed my dog because I can't control myself.
Reply:I sang a duet with the computer because I'm half dead lol
That was fun! ^_^
Reply:I sang a duvet with my cell phone because I was in mental hospital !! lol !! That's funny :-)
(Aug.31,red)
Reply:may 22, orange.
Reply:I sang a duet with a mad cow because I was drunk.
August 3rd...black shirt
Reply:i killed a hockey stick because i was high.
(march 27; white)
cool question.
Reply:i gave my shoes to by best friends boyfrined cause thats the way i am
Reply:i hit the computer because i can't control myself
Reply:i sang a duvet with a hockey stick because i was half dead
Reply:I shot a fat lady because I was hungry....
LOL I really didn't...lol
Reply:I danced with my cat because I was in mental hospital....lol...
I njoyed this.....nice Andy.....
Have a great week ahead :-)
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January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday game.complete da sentence by the month and date of birth along wid ur shrt colour?
*OMG , omg !!!! u sure deserve 4 * for this one !!!!! LMao !!! Truly a good %26amp; interesting one ,... after a long time !!! Thanx for it !
Now, I danced with a stuffed animal ,,,,,, because i was high !!!!
0ct 20, white printed !
Reply:Try speaking da english wit ur da mouth!!
Reply:I hit a mad cow because that's the way I am. (December 3, gray)
LOL! I didn't know I was insane!!!
Reply:April - i ran with
29 - a post man
red - because i was in mental hospital
Reply:I gave my shoes to a football player because i hate myself!
Why in the world should i hate myself?
Reply:I fell in love with a baseball bat because I enjoy it.
May 24 Orange
Reply:i hit a mad cow because i cant control myself or because thats just the way i am (i am wearing a blue shirt and a gray sweat shirt)
Reply:I ate a goat because I am a half dead....
Reply:I kissed a fat lady because I was in a mental hospital. Oh you are soooooo funny. LMAO
Reply:I fell in love with a cannibal becoz i enjoy it.
May 23 orange
Reply:i ate a baseball hat because i was drunk
Reply:I kissed a baseball bat bcoz I cant control myself
nov 24 blue
Reply:I ate a monkey because I was in a mental hospital.
Reply:i sang a duvet with my physiologist because i am half dead
Reply:I kissed my dog because I can't control myself.
Reply:I sang a duet with the computer because I'm half dead lol
That was fun! ^_^
Reply:I sang a duvet with my cell phone because I was in mental hospital !! lol !! That's funny :-)
(Aug.31,red)
Reply:may 22, orange.
Reply:I sang a duet with a mad cow because I was drunk.
August 3rd...black shirt
Reply:i killed a hockey stick because i was high.
(march 27; white)
cool question.
Reply:i gave my shoes to by best friends boyfrined cause thats the way i am
Reply:i hit the computer because i can't control myself
Reply:i sang a duvet with a hockey stick because i was half dead
Reply:I shot a fat lady because I was hungry....
LOL I really didn't...lol
Reply:I danced with my cat because I was in mental hospital....lol...
I njoyed this.....nice Andy.....
Have a great week ahead :-)
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This is my story, that i wrote.Chapter one. It's very long. If you all like it, i know you will.what do you th
"My eyes opened and I realized I was resting on a soft bed. I was covered with a soft baby blue blanket. The birds chirped rhythmically, and the sunlight reflected from the window adjacent from the bed was hurting my eyes. I could easily tell the time of day was morning. I sat up looked around the bedroom, the walls were painted pink, the drawers and bookshelves standing opposite of the window were just as blue as the blanket that I had just pulled off. The room was unfamiliar to me. I wondered how I got here. I could not recall anything that occurred before this present point, nothing at all.
I got out of bed and there was a sound coming from the polished wooden floor. I looked down and saw a silver heart shaped pendant bonded with thin silver chains. I bent over and picked up the locket. It was the size of my thumb, and it shined like precious diamonds in the sunlight behind me. I turned the heart shaped locket and saw a small clasp. I opened the locket and saw a photo of a young woman on the left who seemed to be wearing a purple dress robe. Next to her on the right was a little girl, who wore similar clothing except that she wore pink instead of purple. Both of them had long black hair and they were smiling at each other. I glanced at the little girl again, and although the child seemed so cute, she also seemed very familiar. There was a mirror on top of drawer and the bookshelves. I saw my own reflection in the mirror. I realized that I had black hair just like the two people in the photo, wearing a white T-Shirt and white shorts. I also saw in the mirror that I had no shoes on. Then I looked at the little girl in the picture again. That little girl’s face and hair are somewhat similar to mine. On the left side of the locket I saw a something printed on the silver metal. The upper left corners of the heart locket were two letters engraved “L.R” printed on small letters and in the middle of the heart, there was date carved into the locket that said:
20 December 1995
The date on the locket caught my attention. I wondered why the date was even printed there. What happened on that day? Why was it so significant? I also wondered who the young woman is in the photo, and if I was the little girl in the photo. There was a knock on the door, and I almost jumped in surprise when I heard it. I watched the door and remained alert, until seconds later, the door opened. The one who knocked on the door was a young woman, wearing a white dress and I also noticed a white apron she was wearing that seemed to blend in. Her rectangular glasses were crooked, it looks as if it were about to fall off her face. Her face was dirty, and her crimson hair looked as if it were never brushed for weeks perhaps months. Her emerald eyes came into contact with mine, and said to me in a somewhat timid voice.
“Oh, you’re awake”
I continued to stare at her, and said nothing.
“What’s your name?” said the woman, smiling lightly “My name is Solana Frosty.”
Unfortunately I didn’t have an answer to that question. I felt pretty stupid not knowing my own name, so I remained silent and continued to gaze at her.
“Um, you don’t talk much do you?” said Solana, timidly. “My daughter Aiyana found you in the forest out cold so we took you in our home and we kept you warm and placed you in her room. Um….. Are you feeling okay?”
I nodded lightly, and whispered.
“Yes”
“I’m glad to hear it!” said Solana, smiling brightly. “Come downstairs, I made some breakfast. When you’re finished eating we can call your parents. How old are you by the way?”
“T-Tw-Twelve” I answered a little unsure of myself.
“Oh that’s great!” Said Solana insecurely, “Aiyana is just about your age- Well, perhaps. She’ll be turning twelve in a few days, so I’m sure you two would get along just fine. Now please come downstairs for some breakfast. I didn’t expect you to be awake at this time. After breakfast we’ll call your parents, they must be worried sick about you. So we’ll just let them know that you’re okay”
Solana turned around and left. Seconds later, I got up off the floor, where I was sat, left the room and went down the stairs. After I reached the first floor, I heard a voice calling to me.
“Hey, come over here! Come in the kitchen”
I turned to where the voice was coming from. It was Solana and another girl who had long scarlet hair just like Solana’s in a kitchen. I walked inside the kitchen where the girl sat at a circular wooden table that was near a corner of the kitchen. The table had a large plate with a layer of pancakes on a plate and a bottle of maple syrup sitting there. I gagged at the odor of burnt food. The sink next to me was piled with dirty dishes. There were shards of broken glass on the white tile floors. I almost stepped on them, while I was still barefoot. Solana was near an oven holding a silver metal spatula, jumping and shrieking hysterically trying to put out the flames that bloomed from the stove just a second ago. I sat at the table where the girl sat. I gazed at her for a moment. The girl looked back at me and grinned.
“Oh hello,” She said quickly, “Don’t mind my Mom, she’s very clumsy when it comes to housekeeping. As you can see, she’s not always the best cook. Although she’s very clumsy and careless, she has her moments. She’s only like this when she’s stressed out. It’s very typical for adults. Oh, I’m so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Aiyana.”
Aiyana reached out her right hand towards me.
I looked at her hand. I wondered what she made that gesture for. I continued to stare at it.
“What’s your name” She asked.
My eyes were drawn from her hand to her face. It’s that question again. I was gnawing my bottom lip, trying hard to remember, but it was impossible. I gave Aiyana a light shrug. Aiyana frowned.
“I tried asking her the same thing,” said Solana finally finished extinguishing the flames on the stove, “but she wouldn’t tell me. She must be shy, let’s give her some time to relax a bit. Aiyana pumpkin, go to the living room and find the phone. I think it’s time we call her parents.”
Aiyana looked at her mother and nodded. She got up off her chair and left the kitchen. Now my attention is drawn to Solana, who smiled at me, placed some pancakes on the plate in front of me and said,
“Please eat some pancakes, they’re really tasty. I don’t want you to go hungry. I’ll give you a fork and a glass of orange juice.”
Solana handed me a silver metal fork. She also grasped the bottle of maple syrup and poured its sticky brown contents on the plate of pancakes. I looked down to examine them.
“Hmm,” said Solana. “It seems that you have never tasted pancakes before. Just cut a piece off and eat it.”
I looked up at Solana once more, remembering what Aiyana told me earlier, that she isn’t always the best cook. I assumed that these pancakes of hers would not taste very pleasant. I thought of Solana as a very kind person and the last thing I wanted to do is offend her. With my assumption set aside, I grabbed the fork. I cut off a piece of the pancake and placed it into my open mouth. I chewed slowly.The food was soft and tasted sugary. While eating it I had this pleasant feeling, I assumed that the pancakes would taste horrible, but it was the opposite. I looked up at Solana again and smiled. Solana smiled back at me.
“I’m glad you like it” She said sweetly. “Would you like some orange juice? You’ll like this one, very natural.
Solana went to the refrigerator at the other side of the kitchen. She opened the door on the right. Reached in and pulled out a pitcher of some kind of yellowish substance, then she closed the door and placed the pitcher on the counter. She reached for the cupboard next to refrigerator for a clear glass cup. She took a cup from the cupboard and placed it on the counter as well. She poured the orange juice from the pitcher into the glass cup, and handed it to me. I looked into the cup of orange juice and saw something lumpy, there seems to be some foreign material inside.
“Oh don’t worry about the stuff in there,” said Solana sweetly “That’s just the pulp, dear. It’s natural orange juice. The pulp happens to be very healthy. Go on just drink it!”
I took a small sip of orange juice. Despite the uncomfortable pulp rushing into my lips. It tasted pretty good.
Aiyana has just arrived in the kitchen holding a white cordless phone and handed it to me. I looked down at the phone, then who looked up at Solana, who nodded. I looked down at the phone again and pushed the green call button. There was a loud dial tone. I remained still trying to decide what button to press. The left side of my head ached. Random thoughts swirled into my head. I shut off the phone and placed it on the table. Aiyana and Solana exchanged looks, and then looked at me again.
“Erm…” said Solana nervously, “You don’t know your parents’ phone number?”
I shook my head lightly. Solana frowned.
“Um… okay” she said, “What about parent last name?”
I shrugged. Solana sighed.
“Wow,” said Aiyana, quickly, “you must not remember anything at all. Mom, I think she has amnesia”
I looked down at my feet and sighed. My entire face contracted and I clenched my fists firmly as if I was squeezing something. I took three slow deep breaths. Solana kneeled down next to me. I looked at her then she smiled sweetly.
“Oh, No worries,” She said kindheartedly, “you will get you memories back soon. You can stay with us if you’d like, if it’s okay with Aiyana, you can sleep in her room. Aiyana, take this girl to the office upstairs. You are going to the missing child registry. You are not to go on any other site. We are doing this to help her find her parents and pick up any information about her., not shop for “cute boys” on the internet. Do I make myself clear, young lady?”
Aiyana’s face turned red.
“I do NOT look at boys.” She shouted, in an astounded tone “Ugh, oh whatever.”
Aiyana turned around and quickly left the kitchen. Then suddenly she stopped and turned to look at me.
“Well?” she said, “Are you coming?”
I got up and followed Aiyana up the stairs and into a hallway. We stopped at a door that was right next to Aiyana’s room. She opened it, and hit the switch, which caused the light to turn on. I felt slightly uncomfortable when I saw the room. The office was even messier than the kitchen. There were open books, open folders, and loose papers, most of them flying around in random directions on the floor. The desk was cluttered with papers. The black chair seemed to have fallen over, with its back to the floor. The file cabinet in the very back of the room had all of its drawers open and it also seem to have tipped over. The fan on the ceiling was twirling at a rapid pace. If it wasn’t swinging and rocking so violently, it would have spun a little bit faster.
Aiyana was the first person to enter the office. She walked to the desk and pushed away some papers resting on it. Under the papers was a small black square, which had the logo “In-Tech” printed on it. She opened it. She also found some cords on the floor, and connected them to the machine. I walked into the office and sat on the floor. Aiyana looked at me and laughed.
“Don’t mind this room either,” she said, “My mom is a journalist. A much respected one I might add. She’s a very messy person, as you can see. She’d clean the place up if she weren’t too busy with her deadlines, and her stories. She’d hire a maid to clean from time to time.”
It took several minutes to set up the machine. She placed the chair into its proper position. She turned it on the machine, and turned to me once more.
“Go on” she said sweetly, “Sit down.
I got up off the floor and sat on the chair. The machine Aiyana was setting up was actually a laptop computer. We finally reached the website, childregistry.gov. The arrow on the screen moved around slowly until it stopped on a link that said “Missing children” that was written in bold letters.
“So,” said Aiyana nervously. “Do you know how to use a laptop? It’s simple.”
She pointed to the buttons on the bottom of the machine. There were several buttons there, too many to count. The letters on the keyboard were not systematized correctly. It seemed to be arranged in some random order. Aiyana pointed to a black square, along with two buttons.
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Shoes Agents
I got out of bed and there was a sound coming from the polished wooden floor. I looked down and saw a silver heart shaped pendant bonded with thin silver chains. I bent over and picked up the locket. It was the size of my thumb, and it shined like precious diamonds in the sunlight behind me. I turned the heart shaped locket and saw a small clasp. I opened the locket and saw a photo of a young woman on the left who seemed to be wearing a purple dress robe. Next to her on the right was a little girl, who wore similar clothing except that she wore pink instead of purple. Both of them had long black hair and they were smiling at each other. I glanced at the little girl again, and although the child seemed so cute, she also seemed very familiar. There was a mirror on top of drawer and the bookshelves. I saw my own reflection in the mirror. I realized that I had black hair just like the two people in the photo, wearing a white T-Shirt and white shorts. I also saw in the mirror that I had no shoes on. Then I looked at the little girl in the picture again. That little girl’s face and hair are somewhat similar to mine. On the left side of the locket I saw a something printed on the silver metal. The upper left corners of the heart locket were two letters engraved “L.R” printed on small letters and in the middle of the heart, there was date carved into the locket that said:
20 December 1995
The date on the locket caught my attention. I wondered why the date was even printed there. What happened on that day? Why was it so significant? I also wondered who the young woman is in the photo, and if I was the little girl in the photo. There was a knock on the door, and I almost jumped in surprise when I heard it. I watched the door and remained alert, until seconds later, the door opened. The one who knocked on the door was a young woman, wearing a white dress and I also noticed a white apron she was wearing that seemed to blend in. Her rectangular glasses were crooked, it looks as if it were about to fall off her face. Her face was dirty, and her crimson hair looked as if it were never brushed for weeks perhaps months. Her emerald eyes came into contact with mine, and said to me in a somewhat timid voice.
“Oh, you’re awake”
I continued to stare at her, and said nothing.
“What’s your name?” said the woman, smiling lightly “My name is Solana Frosty.”
Unfortunately I didn’t have an answer to that question. I felt pretty stupid not knowing my own name, so I remained silent and continued to gaze at her.
“Um, you don’t talk much do you?” said Solana, timidly. “My daughter Aiyana found you in the forest out cold so we took you in our home and we kept you warm and placed you in her room. Um….. Are you feeling okay?”
I nodded lightly, and whispered.
“Yes”
“I’m glad to hear it!” said Solana, smiling brightly. “Come downstairs, I made some breakfast. When you’re finished eating we can call your parents. How old are you by the way?”
“T-Tw-Twelve” I answered a little unsure of myself.
“Oh that’s great!” Said Solana insecurely, “Aiyana is just about your age- Well, perhaps. She’ll be turning twelve in a few days, so I’m sure you two would get along just fine. Now please come downstairs for some breakfast. I didn’t expect you to be awake at this time. After breakfast we’ll call your parents, they must be worried sick about you. So we’ll just let them know that you’re okay”
Solana turned around and left. Seconds later, I got up off the floor, where I was sat, left the room and went down the stairs. After I reached the first floor, I heard a voice calling to me.
“Hey, come over here! Come in the kitchen”
I turned to where the voice was coming from. It was Solana and another girl who had long scarlet hair just like Solana’s in a kitchen. I walked inside the kitchen where the girl sat at a circular wooden table that was near a corner of the kitchen. The table had a large plate with a layer of pancakes on a plate and a bottle of maple syrup sitting there. I gagged at the odor of burnt food. The sink next to me was piled with dirty dishes. There were shards of broken glass on the white tile floors. I almost stepped on them, while I was still barefoot. Solana was near an oven holding a silver metal spatula, jumping and shrieking hysterically trying to put out the flames that bloomed from the stove just a second ago. I sat at the table where the girl sat. I gazed at her for a moment. The girl looked back at me and grinned.
“Oh hello,” She said quickly, “Don’t mind my Mom, she’s very clumsy when it comes to housekeeping. As you can see, she’s not always the best cook. Although she’s very clumsy and careless, she has her moments. She’s only like this when she’s stressed out. It’s very typical for adults. Oh, I’m so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Aiyana.”
Aiyana reached out her right hand towards me.
I looked at her hand. I wondered what she made that gesture for. I continued to stare at it.
“What’s your name” She asked.
My eyes were drawn from her hand to her face. It’s that question again. I was gnawing my bottom lip, trying hard to remember, but it was impossible. I gave Aiyana a light shrug. Aiyana frowned.
“I tried asking her the same thing,” said Solana finally finished extinguishing the flames on the stove, “but she wouldn’t tell me. She must be shy, let’s give her some time to relax a bit. Aiyana pumpkin, go to the living room and find the phone. I think it’s time we call her parents.”
Aiyana looked at her mother and nodded. She got up off her chair and left the kitchen. Now my attention is drawn to Solana, who smiled at me, placed some pancakes on the plate in front of me and said,
“Please eat some pancakes, they’re really tasty. I don’t want you to go hungry. I’ll give you a fork and a glass of orange juice.”
Solana handed me a silver metal fork. She also grasped the bottle of maple syrup and poured its sticky brown contents on the plate of pancakes. I looked down to examine them.
“Hmm,” said Solana. “It seems that you have never tasted pancakes before. Just cut a piece off and eat it.”
I looked up at Solana once more, remembering what Aiyana told me earlier, that she isn’t always the best cook. I assumed that these pancakes of hers would not taste very pleasant. I thought of Solana as a very kind person and the last thing I wanted to do is offend her. With my assumption set aside, I grabbed the fork. I cut off a piece of the pancake and placed it into my open mouth. I chewed slowly.The food was soft and tasted sugary. While eating it I had this pleasant feeling, I assumed that the pancakes would taste horrible, but it was the opposite. I looked up at Solana again and smiled. Solana smiled back at me.
“I’m glad you like it” She said sweetly. “Would you like some orange juice? You’ll like this one, very natural.
Solana went to the refrigerator at the other side of the kitchen. She opened the door on the right. Reached in and pulled out a pitcher of some kind of yellowish substance, then she closed the door and placed the pitcher on the counter. She reached for the cupboard next to refrigerator for a clear glass cup. She took a cup from the cupboard and placed it on the counter as well. She poured the orange juice from the pitcher into the glass cup, and handed it to me. I looked into the cup of orange juice and saw something lumpy, there seems to be some foreign material inside.
“Oh don’t worry about the stuff in there,” said Solana sweetly “That’s just the pulp, dear. It’s natural orange juice. The pulp happens to be very healthy. Go on just drink it!”
I took a small sip of orange juice. Despite the uncomfortable pulp rushing into my lips. It tasted pretty good.
Aiyana has just arrived in the kitchen holding a white cordless phone and handed it to me. I looked down at the phone, then who looked up at Solana, who nodded. I looked down at the phone again and pushed the green call button. There was a loud dial tone. I remained still trying to decide what button to press. The left side of my head ached. Random thoughts swirled into my head. I shut off the phone and placed it on the table. Aiyana and Solana exchanged looks, and then looked at me again.
“Erm…” said Solana nervously, “You don’t know your parents’ phone number?”
I shook my head lightly. Solana frowned.
“Um… okay” she said, “What about parent last name?”
I shrugged. Solana sighed.
“Wow,” said Aiyana, quickly, “you must not remember anything at all. Mom, I think she has amnesia”
I looked down at my feet and sighed. My entire face contracted and I clenched my fists firmly as if I was squeezing something. I took three slow deep breaths. Solana kneeled down next to me. I looked at her then she smiled sweetly.
“Oh, No worries,” She said kindheartedly, “you will get you memories back soon. You can stay with us if you’d like, if it’s okay with Aiyana, you can sleep in her room. Aiyana, take this girl to the office upstairs. You are going to the missing child registry. You are not to go on any other site. We are doing this to help her find her parents and pick up any information about her., not shop for “cute boys” on the internet. Do I make myself clear, young lady?”
Aiyana’s face turned red.
“I do NOT look at boys.” She shouted, in an astounded tone “Ugh, oh whatever.”
Aiyana turned around and quickly left the kitchen. Then suddenly she stopped and turned to look at me.
“Well?” she said, “Are you coming?”
I got up and followed Aiyana up the stairs and into a hallway. We stopped at a door that was right next to Aiyana’s room. She opened it, and hit the switch, which caused the light to turn on. I felt slightly uncomfortable when I saw the room. The office was even messier than the kitchen. There were open books, open folders, and loose papers, most of them flying around in random directions on the floor. The desk was cluttered with papers. The black chair seemed to have fallen over, with its back to the floor. The file cabinet in the very back of the room had all of its drawers open and it also seem to have tipped over. The fan on the ceiling was twirling at a rapid pace. If it wasn’t swinging and rocking so violently, it would have spun a little bit faster.
Aiyana was the first person to enter the office. She walked to the desk and pushed away some papers resting on it. Under the papers was a small black square, which had the logo “In-Tech” printed on it. She opened it. She also found some cords on the floor, and connected them to the machine. I walked into the office and sat on the floor. Aiyana looked at me and laughed.
“Don’t mind this room either,” she said, “My mom is a journalist. A much respected one I might add. She’s a very messy person, as you can see. She’d clean the place up if she weren’t too busy with her deadlines, and her stories. She’d hire a maid to clean from time to time.”
It took several minutes to set up the machine. She placed the chair into its proper position. She turned it on the machine, and turned to me once more.
“Go on” she said sweetly, “Sit down.
I got up off the floor and sat on the chair. The machine Aiyana was setting up was actually a laptop computer. We finally reached the website, childregistry.gov. The arrow on the screen moved around slowly until it stopped on a link that said “Missing children” that was written in bold letters.
“So,” said Aiyana nervously. “Do you know how to use a laptop? It’s simple.”
She pointed to the buttons on the bottom of the machine. There were several buttons there, too many to count. The letters on the keyboard were not systematized correctly. It seemed to be arranged in some random order. Aiyana pointed to a black square, along with two buttons.
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My friend, is having a late Halloween party at his house this weekend. A ton of people are going to be there and everyone is dressing up in halloween costumes. I am going to go as a "bad boy". Now my question to you ladies that like "bad boys" OR the grunge look on men, the "dirty look", what should I wear for that? I have all kinds of shoes, I have chuck taylor's, I even have combat boots. And money is no object. Give me a few examples from each lady about what these types of men wear. Thank you so much! OH, AND the woman who goes through each piece of the outfit AND gives me the most examples of different outfits, to wear, I will award the best answer points to her. Thanks!
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Question For Women Who Like "Bad Boys" or The Guys That Have a Dirty, Grunge look to them?
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Birthday game-Please select month, date & da colour u hav on ur shirt right now & complete da sentence?
Pick the month you were born in:
January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday game-Please select month, date %26amp; da colour u hav on ur shirt right now %26amp; complete da sentence?
i danced with a cannibal because i cant control myself.....
Reply:I killed my best friends boyfriend because I was hungry....
um...ok...lol
btw my shirt is multi-coloured lol.
Reply:november 16 yellow andy,i ran away with a postman becoz i hate myself.
Reply:I shot a gorilla because I enjoy it.
Reply:ewwwwwwwwwww!
september 25th black and white
i had a crush on my pshyciatrist because i were high and drunk!!!
Reply:I hit my psychiartist because some one offered me a million dollars.
Reply:I shot my cat because i was in a mental hospital!!
Reply:i sang a duvet with a policeman Because I hate myself.
Reply:I danced with a fat lady because i hate myself. HAHAHLOL
Reply:oh dear!
I fell in love with a baseball bat because I was drunk!
Reply:i ate old lady Because i cant control myself.
Reply:I FELL IN LOVE WITH A GORILLA EITHER BECAUSE THATS THE WAY I AM OR BECAUSE I WAS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Reply:i ate old lady Because someone offered me a million dollars
Reply:i kissed an ipod because i couldnt control myself...i dont even have an ipod x.x;;
Reply:I killed my dog because I was drunk !!! Good one!!!
Reply:hey! are you trying to enbarrass me???? ARGHHHHHH.....
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January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday game-Please select month, date %26amp; da colour u hav on ur shirt right now %26amp; complete da sentence?
i danced with a cannibal because i cant control myself.....
Reply:I killed my best friends boyfriend because I was hungry....
um...ok...lol
btw my shirt is multi-coloured lol.
Reply:november 16 yellow andy,i ran away with a postman becoz i hate myself.
Reply:I shot a gorilla because I enjoy it.
Reply:ewwwwwwwwwww!
september 25th black and white
i had a crush on my pshyciatrist because i were high and drunk!!!
Reply:I hit my psychiartist because some one offered me a million dollars.
Reply:I shot my cat because i was in a mental hospital!!
Reply:i sang a duvet with a policeman Because I hate myself.
Reply:I danced with a fat lady because i hate myself. HAHAHLOL
Reply:oh dear!
I fell in love with a baseball bat because I was drunk!
Reply:i ate old lady Because i cant control myself.
Reply:I FELL IN LOVE WITH A GORILLA EITHER BECAUSE THATS THE WAY I AM OR BECAUSE I WAS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Reply:i ate old lady Because someone offered me a million dollars
Reply:i kissed an ipod because i couldnt control myself...i dont even have an ipod x.x;;
Reply:I killed my dog because I was drunk !!! Good one!!!
Reply:hey! are you trying to enbarrass me???? ARGHHHHHH.....
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Birthday Game!!?
Birthday game.complete da sentence by the month and date of birth along wid ur shrt colour?
Pick the month you were born in:
January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday Game!!?
I ate my dog because I can't control myself! :)
Reply:ok..that was like a lot of work.....so
I fell in love with a gangster because i was high.....not ! !
cute and funny - you get a star.... !
Reply:I had a crush on a gangster because i was high
Reply:i murdered a mad cow because im a half dead..lol
Reply:i hit my cellphone beacuse i can't control myself!! AHH! I AM CRAZY!!! :)
Reply:i sang a duet with a homeless guy becuz thats the way i am! lol
Reply:I kissed my cat because I can't control myself.
Reply:LOL I am actually in a towel but if I were wearing a top it would be red so this is my sentence: I killed a mad cow because I was in a mental hospital LMFAO!
Reply:I sang a duet with and old lady because I was hungry.
Reply:I ate a mad monkey because i was hungry.
Reply:I hit a goat because I was high
Reply:I gave my shoes to a mad monkey because I was high.
Reply:I ran away with my psychiatrist because i cant control myself.
Reply:I ate my neighbor because i was high. :D awesome.
Reply:I danced with my best friends boyfriend because i cant control myself. umm true o. O !!!! lol ^-^ Its a fun game thanx :)
Reply:ok.. mine is:
(november 13 black)
i kissed the computer because i was drunk.
lol.....
Reply:I hit a hockey stick because i can't control myself.
Lol
Reply:i had a crush on my bestfriends girlfriend because i was drunk...lmao!
Reply:I ate a giraffe because i couldn't control myself...
Reply:i murdered a baseball bat Because I’am shy
Reply:I kissed a gorilla, because that's the way I am lol. Funny!
Reply:I murdered a baseball bat because i was drunk
Reply:i danced with a hockey stick because i was drunk
Reply:i kiss my best friends boyfriend because i was drunk!
this makes way to much sense!
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Reply:I ran away with my psychiatrist because i can't control myself
Reply:I hit a Homeless guy because I cant control my self.
Reply:I murdered a fat lady because I'm shy!
lol!
Reply:I danced with my best friend's girlfriend because I hate myself.
Reply:i murdured a monkey bcause i was drunk
June, 7, Black
LMFAO xD
Reply:I gave my shoes to a paperclip because I got drunk.
Reply:i ate a monkey because i hate myself
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Pick the month you were born in:
January-i shot
February- i ate
March-i killed
April-i ran away with
May-i fell in love with
June-i murdered
July-i gave my shoes to
August-i sang a duvet with
September -i had crush on
October-i danced with
November -i kissed
December-I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-homeless guy
2-a fat lady
3-a mad cow
4-a mad monkey
5-a mexican
6-a gangster
7-a monkey
8-an ipod
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-a goat
11-my dog
12-my cat
13-the computer
14-my science teacher
15-my neighbor
16-myself
17-a giraffe
18-my bestfriend’s girl friend
19-a gorilla
20-a stuffed animal
21-a permenant marker
22- a policeman
23-a cannibal
24-a baseball bat
25-my pshyciatrist
26-old lady
27-hockey stick
28-a football player
29-a post man
30-a paperclip
31-my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/dress you are wearing:
White-Because i was high
Black-Because I was drunk.
Pink-Because I m a half dead.
Red-Because I was in mental hospital
Blue-Because i cant control myself.
Green-Because I hate myself.
Purpl-Because I’am shy
Gray-Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow-Because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-Because I enjoy it.
Other-Because I was hungry...
Birthday Game!!?
I ate my dog because I can't control myself! :)
Reply:ok..that was like a lot of work.....so
I fell in love with a gangster because i was high.....not ! !
cute and funny - you get a star.... !
Reply:I had a crush on a gangster because i was high
Reply:i murdered a mad cow because im a half dead..lol
Reply:i hit my cellphone beacuse i can't control myself!! AHH! I AM CRAZY!!! :)
Reply:i sang a duet with a homeless guy becuz thats the way i am! lol
Reply:I kissed my cat because I can't control myself.
Reply:LOL I am actually in a towel but if I were wearing a top it would be red so this is my sentence: I killed a mad cow because I was in a mental hospital LMFAO!
Reply:I sang a duet with and old lady because I was hungry.
Reply:I ate a mad monkey because i was hungry.
Reply:I hit a goat because I was high
Reply:I gave my shoes to a mad monkey because I was high.
Reply:I ran away with my psychiatrist because i cant control myself.
Reply:I ate my neighbor because i was high. :D awesome.
Reply:I danced with my best friends boyfriend because i cant control myself. umm true o. O !!!! lol ^-^ Its a fun game thanx :)
Reply:ok.. mine is:
(november 13 black)
i kissed the computer because i was drunk.
lol.....
Reply:I hit a hockey stick because i can't control myself.
Lol
Reply:i had a crush on my bestfriends girlfriend because i was drunk...lmao!
Reply:I ate a giraffe because i couldn't control myself...
Reply:i murdered a baseball bat Because I’am shy
Reply:I kissed a gorilla, because that's the way I am lol. Funny!
Reply:I murdered a baseball bat because i was drunk
Reply:i danced with a hockey stick because i was drunk
Reply:i kiss my best friends boyfriend because i was drunk!
this makes way to much sense!
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Reply:I ran away with my psychiatrist because i can't control myself
Reply:I hit a Homeless guy because I cant control my self.
Reply:I murdered a fat lady because I'm shy!
lol!
Reply:I danced with my best friend's girlfriend because I hate myself.
Reply:i murdured a monkey bcause i was drunk
June, 7, Black
LMFAO xD
Reply:I gave my shoes to a paperclip because I got drunk.
Reply:i ate a monkey because i hate myself
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