I am a 20 year old musium particalaur like any 20 yr old young lady only i wear a scarf and a long black thing called a "balatu" every body look at me so weird and they think that i do not understand english so they talk about me. i mean how would you fell like if u were in MY shoes and you go anywhere it is like "ALL EYES ON ME" I really do not what to do i want to SPEAK out loud how our religion REALLY is i really do not understand why they look at me in such a bad way but if take off my scarf and dress up they will look at weird why why why why people just cannot understand help us muslium girl JUST HELP!!!!!
I am a muslium i always wear my scarf i am like other people then why some people look at me diffrent.?
There are some people that are like that. Still, many people do understand. The only thing you can do is just shrug it off. They are just ignorant. I know it is hard to ignore. But, really what do you care of those people's opinions? If they can't understand that many different beliefs and ideas is what makes our world beautiful and interesting who cares what they think? Maybe talk to one of your family members that is your age. Talk to someone.Talking about things I'm upset about makes me feel better!
Reply:Well i respect all muslims, however realize that people see you differently because of the enemy america is fighting terrorists that are unfortunatly muslim. This raises racism. But don't let it get you down everyone suffers racism some worse than others. Everyone unfortunatly will stereotype everyone. But that is life we must accept it and go foward proving everyone that your judgement does not matter. Good luck.
Reply:Unfortunately people can not accept others culture and traditions which is a shame because I find you can learn from others. I would not look down upon you for wearing your country's traditional garb. People are rude just ignore them. :-)
Reply:Oh come on now: surely you can figure out the answer to your own question. They look at you as if you are different becasue YOU ARE! At least in your appearance, in this country. And given what has happened in this country since 9-11 you have got to expect some defiant stares. Of course you may be normal on the inside, but you are simply perpetuating your different-ness with your dress. I would get the same thing if I walked around Riyad with jeans, a USA #1 t-shirt and sunglasses. Right? ANd by the way: you ARE aware that the Koran says nothing about women having to wear scarves or balatus, right? That type of dress is modern and urban as for as Islam is concerned.
Also, us, if you really are muslim, why did you misspell it every time!!??
Reply:The Imams of your faith need to denounce those extremist members of your faith that have declared war on the entire non-Muslim world. They need to back this up with solid action to bring these murderers to justice and destroy their enemies within.
Islam, a religion of peace has a rotten element that is too often accepted or applauded. The reputation of your faith has been hijacked by these animals.
Until steps are taken by Muslims to take back their faith, they will be painted with the same wide brush.
Unfortunately, this is so.
So, what you need to do is SPEAK OUT. Tell people who look at you funny how you feel. Encourage other Muslims to do the same. Take back your faith!
Reply:I can understand how hurt you are. But, unfortunately, people everywhere are afraid of something they don't understand or something they are not accustomed to. Your clothing, for whatever reason it might be, is very different from what the majority of the women in the western countries. It might not necessarily be that you are looked at in a bad way, you might just be looked at. A lot of people are interested in learning more about Islam, Buddhism or any other religion that is different than there own and are very accepting of differences and very embracing of things that are common for everybody. You just did not meet such people yet.
I am sure you are like any other young lady. Young ladies make friends with other young ladies. Try to make friends, and when people know you better, they will stop looking at your scarf or your balatu; they will see you, a beautiful human being, a loyal friend, a person whose opinion they value very much. It is not easy, but it is worth trying.
Reply:not everyone is a terrorist but, thats what predjidest does.singles out everyone, that is different or connected to the muslim world.it isn't right and it will change when they get to know you but,you have to talk to people.if they ask questions answer them and you ask questions to .if someone walks down the street with multiple piercings and blue hair well [ all eyes on them ] same w/your dress and scarf its different.hold your head high and be your self. happy holidays.
Reply:A lot of people who claim your religion are terrorist. People are not sure of you so they watch you. can never be to careful.
Reply:Their ignorant. Just ignore them.
Reply:you cant change who u are. people dont like people because they are different and they are used to people being the same.
Reply:because the government and the media only tell people about the things that muslim extremists do because thats all anyone wants to see. they have a thing about thinking anyone who isnt white is from another country (especialy with the whole border thing). and they think that any middle eastern person or person of muslim faith is a terrorist.
my friend Vivik who is Indian and Hindu gets the same deal because people think he is a muslim afghani terrorist
it all make me unhappy to be a human!!
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Saturday, July 25, 2009
What do you consider your personal style to be?
Just one more question before I go to bed!
What is your personal style? Outdoorsy, sporty, classic, sophisticated, eclectic, preppy, practical, classy, plain jane, arty, vintage, grunge, western, other?
I tend to be eclectic with my clothes, long skirts are my favorite things to dress up in, sometimes "gypsy" style, but I wear jeans and sweatshirts a lot too. And I wear a lot of classic clothes too (at least I did when I went to work every day) and some times lots of leather and cashmere and beads and velvets. I love velvet, esp black. With lots of lace. Vintage sweaters, and skirts. Leather jackets with fringe. High heels and boots, of all kinds, still wear tennis shoes and sandals a lot. But when I am working in my garden or studio I tend to go for grunge and sometimes I think I look like a bag lady, lol! Grubby, too! My jewelry tends to be arty and one of a kind. No tattoos, tho!
What do you consider your personal style to be?
I can't BE labelled as to one "type" or "style"...I wear whatever suits me and what I feel like putting on for whatever occasion. When I am going out it can be anything from a modern rendition of medieval dress to tights and knee high boots.
At home, I go for comfort...some days jeans and Tshirts. Other days sweats so large they barely hang on my hips. Still other days, one of my voluminous caftans.
I will say that I love leather. My preferred slacks are jeans (in all colours). And I like "natural" fibers over manmade...so cotton, wool, and silk figure more predominantly in my wardrobe than polyester and nylon and rayon. And I LOVE texture!
Reply:Gee...and here I thought you were a girl!!
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Reply:I'm a mixture also, conservative mother, artist, painter,outdoors type, like to hang out at the lake alot, gardener, I wear jeans alot, animal lover,
Reply:Casual. Jeans and a nice blouse. Due to foot problems, the only shoes I can wear for more than an hour are those awful crocs. I don't go out without my make up and hair done. In the summer it's shorts or skirts. I can dress up if need be.
Reply:Early Thriftstore.
Reply:jeans; my checkered tan vans (that are about to fall apart :*-[ ) and either a button up shirt (preferably with the snappies) or a T-shirt.
Reply:"Garage sale chic". I love going to garage sales and finding practical clothes that have been slightly worn and that you can't find in department stores. I have some wonderful old blouses from the 50's that still look good today that I bought for $1 each! Also have a small collection of beautiful turquoise jewelry that I picked up at various garage sales. Around the house, it's comfy clothes all the way!
Reply:Casual/comfy. As most of my time is spent in work uniform when I come home it is into something really comfortable. When we go anywhere it is usually black jeans and a nice top. Only a little silver jewelry. My hubby keeps me well supplied there.
Reply:eclectic, practical with a bit of grunge thrown in
But for a formal occassion I do scrub up pretty well
Reply:Comfy most of the time. T shirt and capris in the summer and sweats in the winter. But I like to wear jeans, button up shirts or tunics also. I love oxford cloth shirts. I hate dresses and do not wear heels anymore.
Reply:I'm an outdoor person and love flannel shirts, sweats, and a casual style as long as I'm clean and neat! I spent a lot of years "dressed up" in my careers and now I've put all that away for good! I do like my earrings, a couple silver bracelets and rings.
Reply:I usually wear casual.I work at a scale house.When I dress up I like silky and long skirts.My sleeves are usually 3/4.With a flare.Love blingy purses and bracelets...Plain Jane for my features....
Reply:I'm a jeans and T-shirt kind of woman. But I clean up real well when I have to be dressy.
Reply:Sporty; classy; eclectic; island
Reply:Shabby grungy. If it fits and its clean I wear it!!!!
Reply:My style?
Comfortable, with low-heeled shoes.
Reply:I go for quality, mainly because you get what you pay for.
I'm somewhat Conservative and dress for the occasion.
As of late, I have been, buying nice robes, slippers and night gowns.
I spend a lot of time in bed each day. "Doctors orders" but I do like to look presentable when he come for house calls and to my visitors.
I like you style much better than mine.
Reply:me, just a plain old grubby biker , what can i say lol
Reply:I still have shades of the hippy days embedded in my soul and my style! I wear boots and jeans! Long skirts and jackets to church. I wear big gawdy jewelry. Lot's of blue turquoise, (rings big enough that other women would wear as bracelets), green turquoise and now I'm collecting white! I wear diamond rings on every finger when I really dress up! Sounds like I'd like to go through your closet!!!LOL!! just kidding!!!
Reply:I'm what some people call a old hippy.
Reply:Here in the Dakotas style gives way to survival this time of year. Think bag lady on steroids. Around here people would describe my style as garden grunge but in a past life I wore a 3peice to work. I owned Armani before Miami Vice. Now when people ask me why I'm dressed up, which is rare, I tell them I ran out of dirty clothes. RScott
Reply:Mainly classy, not my description, it's what people have said about me, up until a few years ago I would never go out the door,not even to go just to local town without putting on my smart clothes, high heels and full make-up hair done nice, many people used to compliment me saying I always looked nice, but sadly I have let that extreme slip a little, I just go for comfort now, and that means, more than not, wearing flat shoes, stretchy trousers, loose tops, but always a nice jacket, I still always do the full monty on my hair though, I look awful just combing it, looks flat and lifeless....I love your description of your style!!!
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What is your personal style? Outdoorsy, sporty, classic, sophisticated, eclectic, preppy, practical, classy, plain jane, arty, vintage, grunge, western, other?
I tend to be eclectic with my clothes, long skirts are my favorite things to dress up in, sometimes "gypsy" style, but I wear jeans and sweatshirts a lot too. And I wear a lot of classic clothes too (at least I did when I went to work every day) and some times lots of leather and cashmere and beads and velvets. I love velvet, esp black. With lots of lace. Vintage sweaters, and skirts. Leather jackets with fringe. High heels and boots, of all kinds, still wear tennis shoes and sandals a lot. But when I am working in my garden or studio I tend to go for grunge and sometimes I think I look like a bag lady, lol! Grubby, too! My jewelry tends to be arty and one of a kind. No tattoos, tho!
What do you consider your personal style to be?
I can't BE labelled as to one "type" or "style"...I wear whatever suits me and what I feel like putting on for whatever occasion. When I am going out it can be anything from a modern rendition of medieval dress to tights and knee high boots.
At home, I go for comfort...some days jeans and Tshirts. Other days sweats so large they barely hang on my hips. Still other days, one of my voluminous caftans.
I will say that I love leather. My preferred slacks are jeans (in all colours). And I like "natural" fibers over manmade...so cotton, wool, and silk figure more predominantly in my wardrobe than polyester and nylon and rayon. And I LOVE texture!
Reply:Gee...and here I thought you were a girl!!
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Reply:I'm a mixture also, conservative mother, artist, painter,outdoors type, like to hang out at the lake alot, gardener, I wear jeans alot, animal lover,
Reply:Casual. Jeans and a nice blouse. Due to foot problems, the only shoes I can wear for more than an hour are those awful crocs. I don't go out without my make up and hair done. In the summer it's shorts or skirts. I can dress up if need be.
Reply:Early Thriftstore.
Reply:jeans; my checkered tan vans (that are about to fall apart :*-[ ) and either a button up shirt (preferably with the snappies) or a T-shirt.
Reply:"Garage sale chic". I love going to garage sales and finding practical clothes that have been slightly worn and that you can't find in department stores. I have some wonderful old blouses from the 50's that still look good today that I bought for $1 each! Also have a small collection of beautiful turquoise jewelry that I picked up at various garage sales. Around the house, it's comfy clothes all the way!
Reply:Casual/comfy. As most of my time is spent in work uniform when I come home it is into something really comfortable. When we go anywhere it is usually black jeans and a nice top. Only a little silver jewelry. My hubby keeps me well supplied there.
Reply:eclectic, practical with a bit of grunge thrown in
But for a formal occassion I do scrub up pretty well
Reply:Comfy most of the time. T shirt and capris in the summer and sweats in the winter. But I like to wear jeans, button up shirts or tunics also. I love oxford cloth shirts. I hate dresses and do not wear heels anymore.
Reply:I'm an outdoor person and love flannel shirts, sweats, and a casual style as long as I'm clean and neat! I spent a lot of years "dressed up" in my careers and now I've put all that away for good! I do like my earrings, a couple silver bracelets and rings.
Reply:I usually wear casual.I work at a scale house.When I dress up I like silky and long skirts.My sleeves are usually 3/4.With a flare.Love blingy purses and bracelets...Plain Jane for my features....
Reply:I'm a jeans and T-shirt kind of woman. But I clean up real well when I have to be dressy.
Reply:Sporty; classy; eclectic; island
Reply:Shabby grungy. If it fits and its clean I wear it!!!!
Reply:My style?
Comfortable, with low-heeled shoes.
Reply:I go for quality, mainly because you get what you pay for.
I'm somewhat Conservative and dress for the occasion.
As of late, I have been, buying nice robes, slippers and night gowns.
I spend a lot of time in bed each day. "Doctors orders" but I do like to look presentable when he come for house calls and to my visitors.
I like you style much better than mine.
Reply:me, just a plain old grubby biker , what can i say lol
Reply:I still have shades of the hippy days embedded in my soul and my style! I wear boots and jeans! Long skirts and jackets to church. I wear big gawdy jewelry. Lot's of blue turquoise, (rings big enough that other women would wear as bracelets), green turquoise and now I'm collecting white! I wear diamond rings on every finger when I really dress up! Sounds like I'd like to go through your closet!!!LOL!! just kidding!!!
Reply:I'm what some people call a old hippy.
Reply:Here in the Dakotas style gives way to survival this time of year. Think bag lady on steroids. Around here people would describe my style as garden grunge but in a past life I wore a 3peice to work. I owned Armani before Miami Vice. Now when people ask me why I'm dressed up, which is rare, I tell them I ran out of dirty clothes. RScott
Reply:Mainly classy, not my description, it's what people have said about me, up until a few years ago I would never go out the door,not even to go just to local town without putting on my smart clothes, high heels and full make-up hair done nice, many people used to compliment me saying I always looked nice, but sadly I have let that extreme slip a little, I just go for comfort now, and that means, more than not, wearing flat shoes, stretchy trousers, loose tops, but always a nice jacket, I still always do the full monty on my hair though, I look awful just combing it, looks flat and lifeless....I love your description of your style!!!
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Ok. do you lyke my story? the end of it is in another question. sry.. nd sry for the spelling mistakes?
she sat at the bottom of the stairs, half wanting someone to come looking for her, half wishing that she would never be found. she had spent more time looking in the mirror this morning than she had ever thought was humanly possible. she supposedly had looked 'radiant', at least that's what her mother had said. but i guess that's what mothers are supposed to say. she had no idea how she had managed to squeeze into the elegant shoes that now held her feet. and she was absolutely clueless as to how she had managed to not stumble over the train of beautiful white dress. she twisted around the ring on her finger, and admired the large rock that sat below it. she was married. married! she barely believed it, and she knew for a fact that she wans't the only one. nobody had expected 'poor little'isabell to find a husband before her beautiful sister ariana. actually everyone thought she would never marry. they thought she'd end up a spinster or a cat lady. boy did she prove them wrong.
Ok. do you lyke my story? the end of it is in another question. sry.. nd sry for the spelling mistakes?
so far, so good !
Reply:great begining. now write the rest I want to know what happened.
Reply:OK--I'm moving on now to 'the rest of the story!'
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Ok. do you lyke my story? the end of it is in another question. sry.. nd sry for the spelling mistakes?
so far, so good !
Reply:great begining. now write the rest I want to know what happened.
Reply:OK--I'm moving on now to 'the rest of the story!'
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Is this a good hairstyle for prom? will it suit me?
this is the hairstyle i like:
http://www.dressearch.com/sitebuilder/im...
this is my dress:
http://www.foreverbridals.com/gownpix.as...
(the style the adult is wearing and in slightly darker blues.
this is my necklace and hair decoration:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi... (the ones in the bottom right hand corner)
these are my shoes:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi...
this is my bag:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi...
(the one the lady in the top right corner is holding, sorry its so small part of the site seems to be down)
Im 4"11 tall and i have mousey brown long hair. I have blue eyes and a slightly roundish face.
do you think the hair suits the rest of my outfit?
and will it suit me?
thanks alot!
Is this a good hairstyle for prom? will it suit me?
OMG YES!
go for it girl! it'll look amazing!
any chance you could help me about my prom dress? and help with accessories, shoes, hairstyles etc????
coz you got it girl, and i could really use your help :)
have great prom!
xXx
Reply:Your going to look beautiful
Reply:Will look amazing :) xx
Reply:sounds great :) I would go for whiter shoes, though.
The hairstyle looks really pretty, but I think that if you shrank the style by just a bit, then it would be better.
I'm sure you'll look gorgeous for prom.
Reply:i think they would go together amazingly
i just suggest
white or blue shoes instead of the beige
ones
but they hair style would match wonderfully
Reply:yea i think it'll suit the outfit because of your hair and jewelry choice (the tiara with the pretty updo) and wow the outfit is beautiful i'll bet u'll look great :)
Reply:Im sure the hair style will suit you, and deff goes with the dress. The only thing i didnt like was the hair decoration, id go for something a LITTLE more tiara-ish :)
Have fun and enjoy ya prom! xx
Reply:yes i think you'll look nice, it will make ur neck look longer and show off ur cheekbones. Your dress is lush btw XD
Reply:Ja'Adore it. Lots and lots. (: the dress is cute and the shoes are adorable. I think i might buy them. Lolz.
My suggestion it to wear your hair down and curly to offset the the roundness of your face, BUT if not, the hair should be finnnnnee.
Reply:i think it will look really great! the dress, hairstyle, jewelery, the bag, and everything else looks really nice.
The dress is really beautiful, and the color should complement your blue eyes.
hope that helps!
^_^ Deedee!
Reply:Everything's really nice. The hair style depends on the thickness of your hair though. If your hair's thick it will look great but if it's thinner just be prepared for it to look different. Everything will look amazing put together.
kmdi
http://www.dressearch.com/sitebuilder/im...
this is my dress:
http://www.foreverbridals.com/gownpix.as...
(the style the adult is wearing and in slightly darker blues.
this is my necklace and hair decoration:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi... (the ones in the bottom right hand corner)
these are my shoes:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi...
this is my bag:
http://www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/goi...
(the one the lady in the top right corner is holding, sorry its so small part of the site seems to be down)
Im 4"11 tall and i have mousey brown long hair. I have blue eyes and a slightly roundish face.
do you think the hair suits the rest of my outfit?
and will it suit me?
thanks alot!
Is this a good hairstyle for prom? will it suit me?
OMG YES!
go for it girl! it'll look amazing!
any chance you could help me about my prom dress? and help with accessories, shoes, hairstyles etc????
coz you got it girl, and i could really use your help :)
have great prom!
xXx
Reply:Your going to look beautiful
Reply:Will look amazing :) xx
Reply:sounds great :) I would go for whiter shoes, though.
The hairstyle looks really pretty, but I think that if you shrank the style by just a bit, then it would be better.
I'm sure you'll look gorgeous for prom.
Reply:i think they would go together amazingly
i just suggest
white or blue shoes instead of the beige
ones
but they hair style would match wonderfully
Reply:yea i think it'll suit the outfit because of your hair and jewelry choice (the tiara with the pretty updo) and wow the outfit is beautiful i'll bet u'll look great :)
Reply:Im sure the hair style will suit you, and deff goes with the dress. The only thing i didnt like was the hair decoration, id go for something a LITTLE more tiara-ish :)
Have fun and enjoy ya prom! xx
Reply:yes i think you'll look nice, it will make ur neck look longer and show off ur cheekbones. Your dress is lush btw XD
Reply:Ja'Adore it. Lots and lots. (: the dress is cute and the shoes are adorable. I think i might buy them. Lolz.
My suggestion it to wear your hair down and curly to offset the the roundness of your face, BUT if not, the hair should be finnnnnee.
Reply:i think it will look really great! the dress, hairstyle, jewelery, the bag, and everything else looks really nice.
The dress is really beautiful, and the color should complement your blue eyes.
hope that helps!
^_^ Deedee!
Reply:Everything's really nice. The hair style depends on the thickness of your hair though. If your hair's thick it will look great but if it's thinner just be prepared for it to look different. Everything will look amazing put together.
kmdi
Ever heard of the 11 types of hoes? Which one are you >?
11 types of HO’s! Ladies..Is this true?
11. “The Undercover Ho” - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.
10. “The Church Ho” - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.
9. “High Class Ho” - (also known as the “Glamour Ho”) - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she’s got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
8. “Old Ho”
- The OLE Ho used to be tight “in her day,” and thinks she still looks
good for her age.” She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions,
thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find
her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any
song, with any man, of any age.
7. “Nasty Ho” - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a “tight” body and be found working in a strip club.
6. “Sneaky Ho” - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone’s home or with anyone’s man. Money and other personal items “turn up missing” not long after she’s gone. She is always “dipped” and can never remember where she’s purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
5. “Bourgeois Ho” - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women areperfect, however these Ho’s have multiple partners and sleep with married men like “Undercover Ho,” perpetrate on Sunday like “Church Ho,” get played by men
just like “Stupid Ho,” obsessed with name brands and status like “High Class
Ho,” and best of all…Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other Ho’s.
4. “Project Ho” - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing “babies daddies.” She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. “Stupid Ho” - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complain s about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
2. “Crazy Ho” - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho’s) jobs, and
appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
And Finally!!
1. “The Stank Ho” - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. the Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, ad she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and
stripper shoes. She has a permanent “unwashed” look about her that cannot
be removed with any amount of water or soap.
Ever heard of the 11 types of hoes? Which one are you %26gt;?
If I was a ho, I would be a cross between undercover, church and crazy.
Reply:You are living in a whore-ribble world in a whore-ribble culture.
Indiscriminant sexual behavior puts you in the category of an animal. Like a dog, a monkey, or a hog. Even many animals disciminate more than this. Doves for example mate for life.
What makes you different than an animal, essentially? When you behave like this then you are disqualifying yourself as a human and you will degrade yourself in your next life.
No one can have self-respect or be respected by others with this type of lifestyle. You can't even have happiness. It means sex has become an addiction and has taken control over your life.
Unfortunately women are being encouraged and rewarded for this type of behavior. There are better alternative human ways of relating with men and satisfying your sexual and ecnomic demands.
When I asked "Is a woman without a husband lost like an army without a commander?" the answer to what defines lost has now been provided by you in this 11 point analysis of "Lost Women".
This is lost.
Reply:I guess I would probably be an undercover ho if i slept around... but stank ho has the best name... :)
Reply:hunnie u are a hoe hoe hoe like santa clause said
Reply:i'm guessing you are the crazy ho!
Reply:wow im no angel but i defiently couldn't say im any of these hoes.but i defiently know a few girls that could be some of these.
Reply:LOL....i didnt know there were so many hoes out there!!LOL...LOL...LOL
Reply:LMAO. This is funny stuff. If I had to pick one, I guess I'll go with the crazy ho.lol.
Reply:u know, reading this list i could give you the names of eleven girls who fit each category. lol. I am not a ho, I am happy with my man, but if I were I'd baltantly be undercover! lolol
Reply:Happy to say Im not a "Ho". But that was the funniest thing Ive read all night, ROTFL.
Reply:Didn't see me in there anywhere...guess I'm my own type of "ho"..lol!
Reply:none of the above. what kind are you?????
Reply:i have to admit it im the Bourgeois Ho. im not ashamed lol
Reply:How pathetic to hear a female use the term hoe to describe herself. You really need to find something to do with your time, perhaps some education and self preservation would be helpful. Your mother should be so proud. God bless****
Reply:If I were a ho, I would probably be the Bourgeois Ho. Unfortunately, I'm not a ho. Oh, well.
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11. “The Undercover Ho” - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.
10. “The Church Ho” - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.
9. “High Class Ho” - (also known as the “Glamour Ho”) - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she’s got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
8. “Old Ho”
- The OLE Ho used to be tight “in her day,” and thinks she still looks
good for her age.” She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions,
thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find
her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any
song, with any man, of any age.
7. “Nasty Ho” - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a “tight” body and be found working in a strip club.
6. “Sneaky Ho” - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone’s home or with anyone’s man. Money and other personal items “turn up missing” not long after she’s gone. She is always “dipped” and can never remember where she’s purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.
5. “Bourgeois Ho” - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the outside, these women areperfect, however these Ho’s have multiple partners and sleep with married men like “Undercover Ho,” perpetrate on Sunday like “Church Ho,” get played by men
just like “Stupid Ho,” obsessed with name brands and status like “High Class
Ho,” and best of all…Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other Ho’s.
4. “Project Ho” - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing “babies daddies.” She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.
3. “Stupid Ho” - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complain s about them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.
2. “Crazy Ho” - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho’s) jobs, and
appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.
And Finally!!
1. “The Stank Ho” - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. the Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, ad she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and
stripper shoes. She has a permanent “unwashed” look about her that cannot
be removed with any amount of water or soap.
Ever heard of the 11 types of hoes? Which one are you %26gt;?
If I was a ho, I would be a cross between undercover, church and crazy.
Reply:You are living in a whore-ribble world in a whore-ribble culture.
Indiscriminant sexual behavior puts you in the category of an animal. Like a dog, a monkey, or a hog. Even many animals disciminate more than this. Doves for example mate for life.
What makes you different than an animal, essentially? When you behave like this then you are disqualifying yourself as a human and you will degrade yourself in your next life.
No one can have self-respect or be respected by others with this type of lifestyle. You can't even have happiness. It means sex has become an addiction and has taken control over your life.
Unfortunately women are being encouraged and rewarded for this type of behavior. There are better alternative human ways of relating with men and satisfying your sexual and ecnomic demands.
When I asked "Is a woman without a husband lost like an army without a commander?" the answer to what defines lost has now been provided by you in this 11 point analysis of "Lost Women".
This is lost.
Reply:I guess I would probably be an undercover ho if i slept around... but stank ho has the best name... :)
Reply:hunnie u are a hoe hoe hoe like santa clause said
Reply:i'm guessing you are the crazy ho!
Reply:wow im no angel but i defiently couldn't say im any of these hoes.but i defiently know a few girls that could be some of these.
Reply:LOL....i didnt know there were so many hoes out there!!LOL...LOL...LOL
Reply:LMAO. This is funny stuff. If I had to pick one, I guess I'll go with the crazy ho.lol.
Reply:u know, reading this list i could give you the names of eleven girls who fit each category. lol. I am not a ho, I am happy with my man, but if I were I'd baltantly be undercover! lolol
Reply:Happy to say Im not a "Ho". But that was the funniest thing Ive read all night, ROTFL.
Reply:Didn't see me in there anywhere...guess I'm my own type of "ho"..lol!
Reply:none of the above. what kind are you?????
Reply:i have to admit it im the Bourgeois Ho. im not ashamed lol
Reply:How pathetic to hear a female use the term hoe to describe herself. You really need to find something to do with your time, perhaps some education and self preservation would be helpful. Your mother should be so proud. God bless****
Reply:If I were a ho, I would probably be the Bourgeois Ho. Unfortunately, I'm not a ho. Oh, well.
acne care
Is this true that girls actually hate guys with cool toys?
I read a post the other day that girls actually hate guys who spend money on cool toys and image. I was under the impression that "Image is everything" and so i wear designer clothes, shoes, gold jewellery, expensive TAG watch etc.. and drive a tricked-up convertible sports car all in the belief that it all helps to "impress the ladies". However i always see a lot of hot girls going out with guys who are unemployed, poorly dressed derro's, potheads and dropkicks and often wonder why i bother..Have i been misled? What's the go here?
Is this true that girls actually hate guys with cool toys?
we do hate guys like you describe-sorry.
so you have been living a false life, buying expensive bling in the hope it will attract a lady? you do know you are not a magpie right?
we like a guy who is himself, who is honest, and sincere, everything else is superficial crap. Relax, be yourself, thats all we ask, and stop listening to the boys in the playground who need expensive toys to inflate their egos because they are lacking in personality and feel the need to over compensate
good luck
Reply:it depends on who u dating
Reply:Honestly sweetie, depends on the chick. Personally i like a guy whos a little more laid back. Doesn't have to spend a whole bunch of money on his clothes since i damn sure don't... Its about looking good, not looking better than the girl. :) The car is a plus (tho Trucks are better, unless its a corvette but thats jsut cause i'm a chevy girl and love them) Guys don't want a high maintenance chick that they have to listen to and put up with, neither do the ladies. Maybe keep the car, the nice jeans... but pair it with a casual t-shirt you buy from JCPennys. Lose the Jewelry, or make it silver. lose the watch cept special occasions. We want Nice but Casual
Reply:Women don't want to deal with the ego that usually goes along with those toys
Reply:HAHAHA Punks like you cost poor Jews like me a lot of money. We always have to spend money to try to keep up. Oh wait, no we don't; we drive old beat-up pickups and wear Wranglers, teeshirts, combat boots, and Curve bought on eBay. You get dates because of the superficial: Good game. We get relationships because we are real.
Oh, by the way, we wear jewelry that we EARNED; my dog tag on a steel chain is worth a heck of a lot more than your gold necklace.
Reply:Guys who work too hard on their image tend to give the impression that they are self centered and think too well of themselves. Sometimes this is true! Also, no girl enjoys sitting around with a guy who is busy fiddling with his gadgets rather than giving her attention and showing interest in her and what she is saying. So, there's nothing wrong with looking good but if you are coming across as materialistic and conceited about all the things you have, that will definitely NOT be appealing.
Reply:i think it really depends on the girl...some girls are attracted to the bad-boy type of guys while others are attracted to the stable and image - type of guys...i think its great when a guy dresses well, has a nice car and has a good image provided that he bought all those things himself (meaning not from parents- bec it would mean he is financially responsible and mature), he hasnt become too obsessed and swell-headed from his perfect image....also think that most girls look at a guys physical attributes (including manner of dressing) at first but would always end up looking for a great personality to match the looks....
Reply:Different People with different priorities. Those wonem only need hard, long dick that they find there, you are selling your self in the wrong place
Reply:I'm sure there are SOME girls who go for the 'image.' But most girls, believe it or not, go for PERSONALITY. All the toys in the world won't help if you are a jerk. And besides -- do you WANT to be with a woman who's only interested in your toys and image?
Spend less money and more ENERGY on developing your social skills. Don't FAKE being nice and funny, try to actually BE nice and funny and polite. THAT will get you women!
Reply:No I love guys who feel the need to have the best in life. Your just meeting all the wrong type of women.
Hotel Silvota
Is this true that girls actually hate guys with cool toys?
we do hate guys like you describe-sorry.
so you have been living a false life, buying expensive bling in the hope it will attract a lady? you do know you are not a magpie right?
we like a guy who is himself, who is honest, and sincere, everything else is superficial crap. Relax, be yourself, thats all we ask, and stop listening to the boys in the playground who need expensive toys to inflate their egos because they are lacking in personality and feel the need to over compensate
good luck
Reply:it depends on who u dating
Reply:Honestly sweetie, depends on the chick. Personally i like a guy whos a little more laid back. Doesn't have to spend a whole bunch of money on his clothes since i damn sure don't... Its about looking good, not looking better than the girl. :) The car is a plus (tho Trucks are better, unless its a corvette but thats jsut cause i'm a chevy girl and love them) Guys don't want a high maintenance chick that they have to listen to and put up with, neither do the ladies. Maybe keep the car, the nice jeans... but pair it with a casual t-shirt you buy from JCPennys. Lose the Jewelry, or make it silver. lose the watch cept special occasions. We want Nice but Casual
Reply:Women don't want to deal with the ego that usually goes along with those toys
Reply:HAHAHA Punks like you cost poor Jews like me a lot of money. We always have to spend money to try to keep up. Oh wait, no we don't; we drive old beat-up pickups and wear Wranglers, teeshirts, combat boots, and Curve bought on eBay. You get dates because of the superficial: Good game. We get relationships because we are real.
Oh, by the way, we wear jewelry that we EARNED; my dog tag on a steel chain is worth a heck of a lot more than your gold necklace.
Reply:Guys who work too hard on their image tend to give the impression that they are self centered and think too well of themselves. Sometimes this is true! Also, no girl enjoys sitting around with a guy who is busy fiddling with his gadgets rather than giving her attention and showing interest in her and what she is saying. So, there's nothing wrong with looking good but if you are coming across as materialistic and conceited about all the things you have, that will definitely NOT be appealing.
Reply:i think it really depends on the girl...some girls are attracted to the bad-boy type of guys while others are attracted to the stable and image - type of guys...i think its great when a guy dresses well, has a nice car and has a good image provided that he bought all those things himself (meaning not from parents- bec it would mean he is financially responsible and mature), he hasnt become too obsessed and swell-headed from his perfect image....also think that most girls look at a guys physical attributes (including manner of dressing) at first but would always end up looking for a great personality to match the looks....
Reply:Different People with different priorities. Those wonem only need hard, long dick that they find there, you are selling your self in the wrong place
Reply:I'm sure there are SOME girls who go for the 'image.' But most girls, believe it or not, go for PERSONALITY. All the toys in the world won't help if you are a jerk. And besides -- do you WANT to be with a woman who's only interested in your toys and image?
Spend less money and more ENERGY on developing your social skills. Don't FAKE being nice and funny, try to actually BE nice and funny and polite. THAT will get you women!
Reply:No I love guys who feel the need to have the best in life. Your just meeting all the wrong type of women.
Hotel Silvota
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
Aries
Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
I'm an ARIES, so I guess I'll have to set you on fire now!
lol
Reply:im leo thou that dosnt decribe me accurately there are bits i can relate tooo but on the whole although a bit long to reading it all it was sooo funny
Reply:Libra LMAO that`s so funny.
Reply:Capricorn? That's me. "DULL AS HELL" is not a good way to describe us Capricorns. I'm smarter than you, BLEH!
Reply:HOW DID U FIT ALL THAT ON WITHOUT ADDING DETAILS? MINE ONLY ALLOWS 1000 CHARACTERS.
EDIT: Sorry my daughter put the caps lock on lol :)
Reply:Go to bed and get some much needed SLEEP!!!
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3 of the same questions in a row???
Reply:Not AGAIN!!
Reply:I'm a Leo and its scary how much it sounds like me. Just kidding :P but I am a Leo
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Aries have ramlike eyebrows and smug expressions. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Cat Stevens' "Hard Headed Woman" was probably an Aries. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. They usually do the wrong thing and don't discuss it. Never point this out to an Aries unless you want your kidneys pulled out through your sinuses. Aries folks love Pisceans because Pisces people make them feel well-grounded. Aries love to laugh at the funny moon-people who suck their thumbs at age 35. Aries use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether you live in a palatial estate or a cardboard tepee, you will insist until death that it is exactly what you always wanted. Most Aries were concrete parking bumpers in at least two of their past lives. Aries are never born.
They skip gaily from their mothers' wombs. This may even involve rollerblades. The Aries makes life decisions as a toddler. Aries marry several times for funnies but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury. Being infallible, God is probably an Aries. This would make Satan an Aquarius. Aries always hold management positions. If one is assigned to clean toilets, he will form a one-man union. Then he will go and picket in the parking lot. All of you think you're Lech Walesa. People run away when an Aries comes around. They know that if they do not, the Aries will set them on fire. Aries hate listening to Scorpios talk because they take pride in being even more self-centered. In fact, much to the Scorpios' dismay, you are the biggest pricks in the zodiac. Your rams' horns are in everyone else's asses.
Taurus
You are brooding emotion incarnate. One minute you're up, the next you're down, the next you've shot your favorite newscaster in the kneecaps, "just 'cuz.". You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Or it may just mean that you like to roll around with your nose in clover and sigh. Taureans love happy movies where everyone is jolly and having fun, but they fight with waiters and get upset with billboards. They like to psychoanalyze their friends but have no real experience with life in general. Taureans mumble while describing philosophical concepts.
The Taurus is a strange bird because he or she holds grudges about things that never actually happened. This may stem from the feelings of inadequacy resulting from being beaten out for first in line in the zodiac by Aries. That is the Taurean self-image, always second best. However, they are undoubtedly the best at feeling like second best. All Taureans want to be God. Unfortunately, God is an Aries. You are generally tough to figure out because you answer every question with a question. Also, you won't come out from under the bed. Most Taureans love conflict. If nothing is wrong, then that in itself is something wrong. Some especially like bar fights. If they can't get into an actual bar fight, they will make up interesting stories about them which they can tell their friends right before they psychoanalyze them. If it weren't for Bazooka Joe and The Family Circus, Taureans wouldn't know what to do. You feel that you are going nowhere in life. You are probably right. Milwaukee is full of Taureans. Taureans are impatient and pushy. They are in a tremendous hurry to get to the nowhere that they intend to go to. They make little dioramas of their homes, complete with tiny effigies of the people they know, and act out scenarios of the way things would be if they were God.
Gemini
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Michelangelo, but in reality it's more like Prince and Bea Arthur. You are progressive, outgoing, and one of the most popular rides at Cedar Point. However, you can and will negate all of this by the time you're finished reading this sentence. Geminis drive funny cars. They often drive them into trees or buildings. Geminis are pushy and overbearing. They pick fights with small children and moon people at weddings. They like to use Libras as punching bags. A bisexual Gemini is a walking double date. The rest are hermaphrodites. Geminis vandalize their own houses.
Geminis use far-fetched analogies to describe philosophical concepts. Geminis rarely compete in the Olympics. When they do, it is usually pool or air hockey. Frogger turns up as well. Geminis are always on some sort of medication. This medication is not always legal. Gemini is Latin for "I'm okay, I'm okay." Geminis speak very loudly in order to be heard. This is unfortunate as they are nearly always talking to themselves. In fact, they often pick animated arguments with themselves in the bathtub. The most famous Gemini in history is Orville and Wilbur Wright. Geminis are frequently abidextrous, which means that they can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius.
Cancer
You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you. Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic." You are more likely than any other sign in the zodiac (except Pisces, who does not iron) to iron your clothes by sleeping with them sandwiched between the mattress and box-spring. Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month. Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction. SWAT teams often show up, mistakenly thinking there's a hostage situation.
A Cancer is like a walking Ladies' Home Journal, quick on the draw with shortcake recipes and helpful hints on how to talk to your teen. Whether they know it or not, they are all born with an exceptional talent for cross-stitch. So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific. You will never excel in sports because you have to rest for fifteen minutes every time you breathe. You do not mind, since you plan to conduct your career from the comfort of your own bed. You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer. You also imbibe a great deal of Pepto-Bismol in order to confuse your numerous ulcers. People walk on you often. Actually, not often - all the time. If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat. Cancerians coin their own words to describe philosophical concepts. This is why it is no surprise that George W. Bush is a Cancer. Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties. Cancerians claim to be "tactful". The word for this is actually "shiftless". Cancerians are always appointed to take their drunken, drooling friends home. These friends are usually Pisceans
Leo
You will grab attention in any way you possibly can. Self-immolation is not out of the question. You like to kiss mirrors a lot. Genghis Khan was a Leo, and so is Barney the Dinosaur. People still love Lucy, but less because she was a Leo. Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say. All Leos want parades on their birthdays. Leos never marry because no one is good enough for them. If they do marry, they keep their spouses locked under the bathroom sink. They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks. This is why so many of the people arrested for necrophilia are Leos.
A Leo uses himself as an example of the Overman in order to describe philosophical concepts. Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them. In actuality, anything besides a romantic evening with themselves is considered a step down for the Leo. Leos open doors by screaming at them. They expect their Clappers to applaud when they enter a room. Leos are said to resemble lions. This means that they are loud, have cleft upper lips and slimy noses, and s**t under trees as they walk. They snack on monkeys while watching "Entertainment Tonight". Humility frightens Leos. That is why Jesus was a Capricorn, Buddha was an Aries, and so forth. However, "radical cult leader" is not out of the question. Leos like to start fights with Aries. They will stomp and bloody each other regardless of whether or not they are in public. In fact, the Leos usually prefer it. You will see these fights taking place at bars, sporting events, fashion shows, or Taco Bell. If you are a clever Capricorn, you will sell tickets. Don't worry about hanging posters--Leo will take care of that in advance. Aquarians hang posters of rock stars on their walls. Scorpios hang posters of famous disasters on their walls. Capricorns hang posters of great mathematicians on their walls. Pisceans hang posters of unicorns on their walls. Leos hang posters of themselves on their walls.
Virgo
You are a pain in the ***. You regulate your breathing and color-coordinate the clothes in your closet. No Virgo in history has ever belched. Virgos clean every square inch of everything they own twice daily with a toothbrush. Everything has its place, and yours is on the floor scrubbing with a magnifying glass, checking for germs. Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo". Virgos use pointers and elaborate charts to describe philosophical concepts. You commit a lot of drive-by shootings. When you are questioned, you tell the police that it was because "the bastard had a filthy car". The police usually let you go because they are Virgos too. It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us. Hell for a Virgo is being locked up in an elevator for eternity with a naked Aquarius. That is because in hell, Aquarians are allowed to bring beer, which they leave all over the floor.
Virgos, however, have to surrender their brooms and squeegees to God. Virgos also have a hard time coping when they find out there's something under the fridge. But it's usually just a depressed Taurus. Virgos have read enough Hints from Heloise to know that the depressed Taurus can be coaxed out from under the fridge with a banana wine cooler. Virgos don't see the world in shades of black and white. They see it in shades of clean and dirty. Cat hair makes Virgos foam at the mouth. Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece. Then they will put them in the washer in alphabetical order by name of manufacturer. Virgos are often found opening and shutting the refrigerator door, attempting to trick the light inside. Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ***. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining". After that, he went all Leo.
Libra
You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. You are also bipolar as hell and can't make a decision on your own. You usually consult your therapist or TV Guide. Libras are trendy and malleable folks. They are funny because they will glom onto something they hated before if it suddenly becomes fashionable. Velour is not entirely lost upon these people. Libras eat a lot of ethnic food from cultures they don't understand. They single-handedly started the cappucino movement. Ask them why, and they will claim something unintelligible about solidarity. You constantly worry about what other people think. If you really paid any attention, maybe people would like you more. Libras use quotes from David Mamet plays to describe philosophical concepts. Then they have those concepts engraved upon nice little wallet cards.
The Libran interest in current events ends with the J. Crew catalog. They don't eat fast food or have any clue where their trash goes. They have other people tie their expensive shoes. Only two Libras have ever been found in thrift stores. All of their bell-bottoms were color-coordinated to match their lamé turtlenecks. Libras are always on the cutting edge of what the rest of us think is absolute pretentious bulls**t. They have huge collections of CDs they've never even listened to. Libras give to designer charities. Hollywood is full of Libras. You are the reason butterfly hairpins and parachute pants have made a comeback. Next on the list is those big jam shorts. You probably never threw out your old pair. Hang on to your Winger t-shirt too. Get a Libra as drunk as possible and he or she will still be able to explain the difference between café latté and café au lait. This is peculiar as the rest of us know that there is no difference at all.
Scorpio
You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they're going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o' Nuts at one time in your life. You take your paranoid beatnik approach to life very seriously. Many Scorpios have found ways to successfully smoke in the shower. Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy. Most of those fake virus warnings or cash offers from Bill Gates are your attempt to stir something up. Ironically, Bill Gates is a Scorpio. The fully-automated barracks he lives in should clear up any doubt.
Your master plan for world domination will never work because it involves you at the helm. It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader. Scorpios use expletives to describe philosophical concepts. It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested. Scorpios have strong sex drives, because it gives them yet another opportunity to smoke. Scorpios have much advice to give on matters that are of no concern to them. If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?" Scorpios are often hairy and feel that this makes them more virile. This is especially true of Scorpio women. Scorpios cheat at the lottery. If it's automated, they can hack it.
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians are loud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittarians usually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunate since adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians make excellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretive dance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumper stickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of the Sagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and ask lots of questions in the middle of church.
Don't ever bring a Sagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up your mother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the Geo Metro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius is Thanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats until they're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Even more so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into the car as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull off construction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.
Capricorn
Capricorns are hardworking, reliable, and dull as hell. They are always on the move, headed to their next delusion of grandeur. They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ***. René Descartes was a great mathematician and a crappy philosopher, so he must have been a Capricorn. Stephen Hawking is even more Capricorn because he's all of the above and a pompous S.O.B. to boot. Sure, he's overcome a lot of obstacles etc. etc., but even in perfect health you can't overcome being a Capricorn. Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in the hole. It is not surprising that politicians need so much security around them all the time. Capricorns are like a strange cross between a Leo and a Virgo. They think that this makes them both charismatic and logical. In reality, it means that they are tight-assed and nitpicky, and have to keep their egos in the backyard.
In the event of nuclear war, only cockroaches and Capricorns would find a way to survive. The rest of us just don't want to live in a world like that. The nation's ******** system of toll roads was probably designed by a freakin' Capricorn. They learn how to screw the public over at an early age. Their parents buy them books of law for Christmas so they can underline the loopholes. Capricorns cannot even fathom, much less describe, philosophical concepts because they don't involve equations. (See comments about Descartes and Hawking above) Capricorns own lots of Filofaxes and other tools to organize the lives they do not have. They love to be seen talking on their cell phones. These phones are not actually turned on because Capricorns don't have any friends to call. Capricorns went out of style in 1989. They still believe that Trump was a visionary. Most of the people arrested for counterfeiting are Capricorns
Aquarius
The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do.
Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.
Pisces
Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. You are deeply confused by the idea of sex. As far as you are concerned, if it didn't happen in "The Velveteen Rabbit", it doesn't exist. Piscean women wear long floaty dresses and enormous amounts of unusual silver jewelry. On hikes. Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper. If they cannot find it, they cry. You remember what you were wearing on March 3rd, 1981 but forget your own address. You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck. That is, of course, unless they live with a Cancer.
Pisceans are so zoned and perpetually endangered that they can bring out the maternal instincts of a Leo. Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends. While Leos tend to achieve the most fame in the field of entertainment, Pisceans strive to achieve historical greatness by sheer fluke. They are proud to tell you that Michelangelo, Galileo, George Washington, and Albert Einstein, none of whom had an agent, were all Pisceans. What they won't tell you is that so is Ted Kennedy. Pisceans claim to want "honest criticism" of their work. Then they commit hara-kiri on the floor when you say you don't like it. Never try to use logic with a Pisces; he or she is living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Their tools of debate are non-sequiturs, quotes from Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, of course, crying. It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. You cry over dead animals in the road but feel no remorse about mowing down humans you don't like. Cancerians say one thing and do another. Scorpios say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.
What is your zodiac sign? Does any of this describe you?
I'm an ARIES, so I guess I'll have to set you on fire now!
lol
Reply:im leo thou that dosnt decribe me accurately there are bits i can relate tooo but on the whole although a bit long to reading it all it was sooo funny
Reply:Libra LMAO that`s so funny.
Reply:Capricorn? That's me. "DULL AS HELL" is not a good way to describe us Capricorns. I'm smarter than you, BLEH!
Reply:HOW DID U FIT ALL THAT ON WITHOUT ADDING DETAILS? MINE ONLY ALLOWS 1000 CHARACTERS.
EDIT: Sorry my daughter put the caps lock on lol :)
Reply:Go to bed and get some much needed SLEEP!!!
ET
3 of the same questions in a row???
Reply:Not AGAIN!!
Reply:I'm a Leo and its scary how much it sounds like me. Just kidding :P but I am a Leo
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