A little old lady put a pink envelope into the collection plate at church one Sunday. When the priest opened it he found $1,000 in cash! He was very pleased. The next Sunday the same thing happened, there was the pink envelope and inside another $1,000! The third week the same thing happened.
The priest had taken careful note of the little old lady and saw that she was not expensively dressed, wearing carefully mended clothes and slightly down-at-heel shoes. He made sure to stop her as he stood at the doorway after the service.
%26quot;My dear lady%26quot;, he said %26quot;I have been overwhelmed and grateful for your offerings to the church these past weeks but I can%26#039;t help wondering if you can really afford to be so generous.%26quot;
%26quot;Oh yes, Father,%26quot; she responded. %26quot;You see, I have a wonderful son who sends me money each week.%26quot;
%26quot;How wonderful%26quot;, said the priest. %26quot;Your son must be very successful. Tell me, what does your son do?%26quot;
%26quot;My son is a veterinarian,%26quot; said the little old lady, proudly.
Joke xx funny or not xx ?
good joke yes
but your question was xx or no xx
granted there was no nudity, swear words, sexual descriptions etc
but the subject was prostitution
and in some polite company it could be inappropriate
but these days it is %26#039;Tame%26#039; by most standards
for such are the levels of commonness
you just gave me an idea for a question
suppose our standards are the way they are because our heroes are low class
if we had some highly moral person actually emerge into celebrity stardom hero would that affect public standards?
Reply:NICE ONE!!!!
Reply:hehehe...good one... thanks =)
Reply:*chuckle*
Reply:I did not understand anything at all.
Reply:yes i get it pretty funny !!What great housee %26#039;s he had?.
Reply:I honestly don%26#039;t get it.
Reply:lol well funni
Reply:Cute, didn%26#039;t see that one coming.
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