What are you doing this Valentine's day ?

This is my valentines gift to all the wonderful ladies here....





• We got off the Titanic first.


• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.


• Taxis stop for us.


• We don%26#039;t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.


• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.


• We don%26#039;t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.


• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.


• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.


• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.


• We have the ability to dress ourselves.


• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.


• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we%26#039;re aware that we look like an idiot.


• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.


• We%26#039;ll never regret piercing our ears.


• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren%26#039;t listening anyway.

What are you doing this Valentine%26#039;s day ?
thanx babe!!
Reply:Aren%26#039;t we brillant ............really lol
Reply:Fred, you are simply taking my breath away! lol





Happy Valentine%26#039;s Day!!!
Reply:good ones
Reply:OMG they are all true as true can be!





I do the last one all the time at home lolz!
Reply:true....happy valentines day!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Star awarded and thanks for sharing.


Very good indeed.
Reply:nice. star!
Reply:what happen in your mind?
Reply:my dads 20 years older than my mum and i kinda found wat u said offensive.
Reply:That%26#039;s Fantastic!! A frog in a blender!! LOL!!


-Mel
Reply:Wonderful!


Hope you dont mind if i copy and paste this to all my friends!





you forgot one other thing......


we are ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I loved it, you are the greatest.





I went to se the hubby today for Valentine%26#039;s day and spent some time with him and now i am sitting here crying because i am missing him so much and wish we could have spent the night together.





Star
Reply:I%26#039;m with the %26quot;dancing queen%26quot; on this one!!! So glad I am a lady!!!!
Reply:Hahahahaha! Loved it.



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