Would anything stop a woman shopping??!!....?

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.


In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang.





It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in a critical condition and in the ICU.





The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she%26#039;d be there as soon as possible.





As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.


She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a delicious coffee slice complimentary from the last shop.





She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband.


Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband%26#039;s condition.





The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, %26#039;You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn%26#039;t you! I


hope you%26#039;re proud of yourself!


While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing


in the Intensive Care Unit!


It%26#039;s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!





For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you%26#039;ll now be his carer!%26#039;





The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........





The lady doctor then chuckled and said, %26#039;I%26#039;m just pulling your leg.





He%26#039;s dead. What did you buy?%26#039;

Would anything stop a woman shopping??!!....?
HAHAHA thats great.. well in a way .. but i think the onl thing that would stop a woman is if they%26#039;re broke!
Reply:you KILLED me with that one





what a corker








i am in stitches





you did it


again


this is the best one today





though i still have others to read





and it will take some beating


to outdo this one





so thanks for a great evening so far





lmfao
Reply:Excellent, xx
Reply:hahahahahahahhahhahaha!!!!!!!! wow this joke rocks!!! have a star!
Reply:the lady doctor only knew she went shopping because she was there too...
Reply:sad but funny
Reply:maybe it was an m and s day!
Reply:lol
Reply:lol
Reply:lmfao!!
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!


That is funny.!!!


10/10 Melly.!!!


Cheers.!!



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