Jokes ive done it before but hey so what?

I bet you know someone like this





A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she%26#039;d be there as soon as possible.





As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.





She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop





She was jubilant !!!!!!!





Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked


about her Husband%26#039;s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, %26quot;You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn%26#039;t you? I hope you%26#039;re proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself for the past four hours in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit..........It%26#039;s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be probably be the last shopping trip you ever take ! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. ........... and you%26#039;ll now be his carer !%26quot;


The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........





The lady doctor then chuckled and said, %26quot;I%26#039;m just pulling your leg


He%26#039;s dead. What did you buy?

Jokes ive done it before but hey so what?
lol
Reply:Hahahahahahahah


that is hilarious!


pmsl
Reply:hahahahaah lmfao
Reply:Funny one. xx
Reply:so what ...what did she buy..just kidden
Reply:OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Reply:nice one


that was funny u made my two class mates laugh aswell
Reply:lol
Reply:Very funny thanks for sharing.





I love your avatar. Really cute.
Reply:tahahhaha!! omg!! thats so hilarious!!!~~~ star for you!!~~ good job
Reply:that%26#039;s the most boring story i ever heard!!!
Reply:wow what an ending
Reply:funny. very damn funny.





but let me guess. someone will say %26quot;how would you like it if someone joked about someone you love dying. blah blah blah%26quot; you cant get away with telling a decent joke round here. if you dont tell a decent joke then you get groaned at. cant bloody win!!
Reply:Good one ha ha ha ,,,,,



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