I donated left shoe from new pair and right shoe from old pair?

I was really in a hurry this morning when I got dressed and when I put on my new (good brand name) tennis shoes I put on my right shoe first--so far so good--but then the phone rang and while trying to talk and put my shoes on I accidently put the left shoe from the old IDENTICAL brand name pair (except not identical in AGE!!!) and then to make matters worse I on my way to work I left a whole bunch of clothes and stuff with my neighbor (I call her the Christian Lady because she goes to church all the time) who was collecting clothes for poor people and I put my old shoes in the bag but unbeknownst (I like this word) to me there was really ONE NEW SHOE in with the old shoe!!!! Now I am at work with shoes of unmatching ages and wrinkles and I know that when I go home the evening bus driver will make fun of me because he is ALWAYS finding something about me to laugh at and I don%26#039;t really even feel like taking the bus so maybe I will walk but if I do I will be reminded with every step

I donated left shoe from new pair and right shoe from old pair?
Find a muddy or dirty place before you get on the bus, and make sure both shoes gets a little dirt on them. Then the driver won%26#039;t know the difference. Then learn from your lesson, buy a new pair of shoes, and don%26#039;t put the new and the old next to each other where they can be mistaken.
Reply:Beat up the driver with your shoe. That way you%26#039;ll get some blood or at least some scuffs on them. Go to 7-11 and stand behind the counter without saying anything. When the clerk asks you what you%26#039;re doing pull down your pants and say %26quot;Shazbot!!!!%26quot; Put a hotdog in you buttcheeks and walk around like a duck. Go in the back and drink some mop water. Poop in your own hand and write freedom on the front window of the store. Then run around the parking lot after you light your hair on fire.
Reply:Okay and this is a %26quot;Current Event%26quot; how? What is your question? Seems to me like you have a boring life, that you need to write whole paragraph about your shoe.
Reply:I think Jef D is a loser. He can suck my weiner.
Reply:Either ask the Church lady to return the shoe if she has not already given them to someone or some charity and explain what happened or just deal with it. I went out to eat once with my brother wearing two completely different shoes. A similar thing happened like you stated when I was putting them on. I put one shoe on and then the phone rang and as I was walking around and talking, I slipped my foot into a shoe and did not notice until we were in line to be seated that they were two diffent shoes and two different colors. I found it highly amusing and so did my brother.
Reply:so what%26#039;s the question????????



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