Senior classifieds xxx funny or not xxx?

FOXY LADY:


Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, slim, 5-4 (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.





LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:


Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.





SERENITY NOW:


I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let%26#039;s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE:


Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.





BEATLES OR STONES?:


I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let%26#039;s get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

Senior classifieds xxx funny or not xxx?
L O L 9/10 x
Reply:LOL 9 and 3/4 out of 10. See how I made that awkward. lol.
Reply:thats good
Reply:I am that lady or rather, I think I may have been, can%26#039;t really remember.
Reply:POLITICAL INCORRECT


Any fifties female who smiled at above, and who likes yoga, champagne, and rain on the beach.
Reply:Excellent joke thank you.
Reply:hahaha thanks
Reply:Funny! :) and a little sad ;)


have a star :)



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