Who Says Seniors Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

Some Senior personal ads in a Florida newspaper.








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FOXY LADY:


Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80%26#039;s, slim, 5%26#039;4%26quot; (used to be 5%26#039;6%26quot;), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.


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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:


Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.


Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


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SERENITY NOW:


I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let%26#039;s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.


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WINNING SMILE:


Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


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BEATLES OR STONES?


I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.


If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let%26#039;s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.





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MEMORIES:


I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.


If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let%26#039;s put our two heads together.





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MINT CONDITION:


Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.


Isn%26#039;t in running condition, but walks well.

Who Says Seniors Don%26#039;t Have a Sense of Humor?
That was very good. My favorites 5%26#039;4, used to be 5%26#039;6 and I can remember Mon - Thurs.





Thanks for a good morning laugh.
Reply:For a minute I thought I was reading my local newspaper %26quot;Here and There%26quot; column ((chuckle))








((is there a decrepid old dragon in our midst ? -- there seems to be an air of rotten peanut flatulence)))
Reply:I am a groovy hen . That is so funny. Wish I could be that creative .
Reply:I love them!





If this is an on-line newspaper, would you care to publish the link...I%26#039;d love to read more.
Reply:Sage, they are great but the folks here put them to shame big time.


Found a peanut, found a peanut.....
Reply:LOL..I love this..especially like the 6 unit plot..
Reply:Hilarious and probably fairly true.
Reply:Thanks, that was fun to start the day with. It%26#039;s always nice to start with a laugh.
Reply:I liked this so much I emailed it to some friends. I especially liked the last one.
Reply:Oh I love it.......so funny and cute.......Made me chuckle outloud......
Reply:Thanks ,hubby will get a kick out of this .I print the jokes out for him so he doesn%26#039;t miss out on the laughter.
Reply:Those were so funny, had to read them to hubby. LOL


Loved the last one and the 8 track tapes bring back a lot of memories.
Reply:I liked the one about the 8 track tapes. I still have some of those. LOL
Reply:Those are hilarious. Thanks for the morning laugh.



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