Jokes for the men?

I bet you know someone like this





A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she%26#039;d be there as soon as possible.





As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.





She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop





She was jubilant !!!!!!!





Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked


about her Husband%26#039;s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, %26quot;You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn%26#039;t you? I hope you%26#039;re proud of yourself! While you were out enjoying yourself for the past four hours in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit..........It%26#039;s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be probably be the last shopping trip you ever take ! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. ........... and you%26#039;ll now be his carer !%26quot;


The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........





The lady doctor then chuckled and said, %26quot;I%26#039;m just pulling your leg


He%26#039;s dead. What did you buy?

Jokes for the men?
I%26#039;m not a man, but i loved it!





hhahahahahha!


this is sooooooo funny
Reply:lmfao v good bonkey
Reply:funny but beware of any of the women they might report u for this. this is funny though
Reply:lol, thats terrible, yet its hysterically funny. have a star. what a way to break news to a widow!
Reply:Hahahaha great one :)
Reply:lmao
Reply:And again forget about the death of ur husband as before.He likes a good wearer.
Reply:Hahahhahaa!!! Thats cruel xx



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